Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser (2015)

Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.

People are voting emotionally.

Horrible, fascist and poorly acted

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

I was not a huge fan of the first Joe Dirt, but I will admit that it had a few funny moments. I went into this one expecting the same quality of humor and a story that would keep my attention nearly two hours. What I got? Well, I'll tell you.The movie starts off with a scene that involves a bunch of lumberjacks and a scantily clad female lumberjack farting on Joe one by one, while insulting him verbally. There really wasn't anything funny about it, unless you are a teenager. I love raunchy comedies, but juvenile bodily function jokes are not amusing when it goes on for 5 minutes.The movie continues with stereotypical high school humor from there on. We are talking about "Popcorn Surprise" which is sticking ones gentiles through the bottom of a popcorn tub to testicle jokes continually.While there were a few funny moments, such as when he meets up with Buffalo Bob again the rest of the movie falls flat. The story is somewhere between generic teenage comedy and a b rated SyFy movie considering the time travel aspect.I would not recommend this movie to anyone who is not a juvenile at least in mindset. It is less than lackluster, despite the few chuckles I did have.

its a great movie its funny its not as great as the first one but i love happy Madison they always make me laugh rather watch happy Madison movies over anything one of the best parts i loved about this movie believe or not that one dude totally looks like Chris Farley, may he rest in peace but thats freaking awesome i cant curse, lots of laughs imagine like tommy boy 2 or something like that I don't know but above all great movie loved it funny stuff still cant curse, they have a lot of the actors from the the first one and new actors, the intro of the movie had a good twist to it the radio dude from the first one giving mean burns comments that were completely funny to this redneck dude with missing teeth, there's a whole crazy adventure with allot of twist & turns making fun of a couple movies that tom hank plays in ha-ha look for it just don't do a monkey see monkey do type thing and hump a foot ball its not where you want to be when Jesus comes back...

While few were screaming for a sequel to Joe Dirt there was that feeling that maybe the character could pull it off…if given some real meat on the bones sort of speak.Joe Dirt 2 fails to deliver on all counts as first and foremost it seems like a poorly recycled story told in disconnected vignettes. There is such little cohesion in the parts, suck lackluster writing, and a beyond casual performance turned in by David Spade.I guess there's a thin reference to "It's A Beautiful Life" that is suppose to be mined (or even A Christmas Carol if you make a huge stretch). Dirt goes to the past to learn a lesson for the present. A movie like this lives on the power of the character being really funny in a story at least with some legs to it. Everything is just flat: the story, the jokes, and, hugely, Spade's totally uninspired delivery. Even the "insider" stuff misses. I think we've seen the last of the man in "The Tennessee Tophat".

The Plot.Many of the original actors will be reprising their roles as the Iconic acquaintances to the perpetual underdog of the films Namesake.According to Spade this film will be aired Directly to the website Crackle in the summer of 2015. He also stated his decision to don the Mullet once again was due to fan pressure as the original encroaches on cult status.WOw. In other words there is no plot and this is the first in a series Sandler has t made to fulfill his 5-picture Crackle deal.It's as bad as you could think it would be. No story and absurdly cheaply made. If you think watching a pudgy 50 year old pretend he's 20 as he smells farts for 10 minutes, you might love this film. It's horrible. It's not even really the same character as the first movie. It's a facsimile.It ain't Nebraska anymore.