The Amazing Bulk (2012)

Some things I liked some I did not.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

Cobbled together from third-rate, royalty-free stock footage and back-yard, movie-maker green-screen techniques, this low-budget 'mockbuster' keeps surprising with how utterly terrible it gets, frequently swapping its CGI backgrounds with those clearly made in MS-Paint at a moments notice. 'The Amazing Bulk (2012)' is actually kind of admirable, though, in the way that the director managed to make a mostly legible story out of the little he had, seemingly through sheer will alone. That's for the first twenty minutes, at least, until it gets so boring, ill-advised and frankly incompetent that all the 'trash-art' fun and apparent admiration that could be found seeps away to an almost unwatchable level. I'd struggle to call it a 'film' to be honest, since it fails on every conceivable level - and do I mean every conceivable level - which you could categorise a feature film by. The few moments which provoke smiles are simply out of bemusement, though it's a good thing that it isn't as painful as something like 'Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)' - where the cringes never provoke smirks, just pure and utter pain - or other similar 'entertainment' of the worst ilk available. This continues until the piece culminates in its beyond-all-reason finale that throws all caution to the wind, along with any cohesion or semblance of sense, and has our hero randomly chased, surely only as a result of a pure overabundance of these low-rent pre-rendered cartoons and a desire to use every last one of them, by a military tank, an attack chopper, a leprechaun, William Tell, a superhero, a poacher, a flying pug, an alien, a golfer, a pc-using gecko, a chameleon, an axis fighter pilot, a bloke riding a bomb and even the mighty Zeus himself. 1/10

I love bad movies, movies that are so bad they make you laugh. Movies that tried but failed – where the actors are bad, but there is a will to try, the wish to make something. This has nothing of that, this is just plain miserable and headache-inducing. If you ever wondered what a movie needs to do to stop being called movie, that's it. I would not recommend this, even for so-bad-they're-good movies aficionados.

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Look, I know that a lot of parody movies are intended to be bad, but this is no exception. While there are creators who make their movie intentionally bad (but on a certain degree to where it's actually enjoyable), they also put in effort to make it good. Then there are those creators who intentionally make it bad and get extremely lazy and sloppy with their "work", Lewis Schoenbrun (the director of The Amazing Bulk) definitely falls into the last one. It's like he made the movie effortlessly bad, adding all of the atrocious CGI animations and unnecessary backdrops for no rhyme or reason at all.The animations are either there for shiz and giggles, or are completely out of place and have absolutely nothing to do with the movie. Like the monkey playing with the rocket at the villain's (yes, there's a villain) lair, the random kids at a playground, and last but certainly not least, a dog in a cave with a goblin. These animations make no sense, it's as if they're just there because the editors didn't want to waste all of the other CGI animations they've bought. Not to mention the extremely weird and "so not obvious" sexual innuendos placed in there, like the spacecrafts and the villain's "jokes". The acting.. The God forsaken acting.. Please, do not put these actors in anymore movies if you actually value the quality in it. Other than that, be my guest.TL;DR: Do not buy this movie. Do not watch it. Do not even look at it. If you're planning on buying this for laughs, don't bother, you won't get any.Adiós! - Jade