Butcher the Bakers (2017)
Recently fired, a grim reaper with anger issues terrorizes a small town, killing and collecting souls for a purpose only he knows. Sam and Martin, slackers who work at the local bakery, are hired by a mysterious stranger to stop him from killing again. Now they are the only ones who can take out Death before it's too late, but these idiots have no idea what they've walked into.
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The greatest movie ever!
The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.
The movie really just wants to entertain people.
There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes
I'll preface this review with stating the obvious. This movie is bad. It takes bad to new levels. Its so bad I had to fight my way to the end kicking and screaming right through one of the co-leads presumably comedic dancing scene that only adds insult to injury.Butcher the Bakers becomes a quickly confusing mess of poorly strung together scenes with even poorer acting. The wildly unappealing premise is muddied by stilted onscreen chemistry that is sprinkled with the worlds worst cockney accent. I really hope the lead actors were just doing their friend a favor and have some other form of gainful employment. If they act for a living then this movie is proof that our country is doomed. As this movie slowly and confusingly twists and turns its way to a painful (yet sweet relief of an end) you will find yourself asking time and time again "who the hell thought this was a good idea?". This movie can "go fist" itself.