Lucas (1986)

Sorry, this movie sucks

Sadly Over-hyped

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

In other words,this film is a surreal ride.

As the lowest form of life in high school do you remember all of the football players who stood up for you when bullied? Do you remember the beauty who wanted to hang out with you rather then every one else? Or how about all the people who wanted to learn things? I have no memory of any of these things because THEY DON'T EXIST!!!!! Except here in the alternate universe of Lucas. Where teenagers have morals!! Hahahahahahahahaha.... Having said all that this unique film is really great and the worst depiction of high school on the planet. The niceness of this film make it sweet and loving but not anything near my high school experience. Except for the pain...

Over 25 years old, "Lucas", a quintessential 80s flick is a big marker of the decade. Indeed, Director David Seltzer's movie is decidedly more heartfelt than comic, and is pretty close in-line and style to many of John Hughes 80s movies although perhaps less silly. I like Lucas especially for it's period signature music. The late Corey Haim is excellent for the title role, and young Kerri Green is a good choice for his romantic interest as well. There are several other memorable performances, and the premise has been done both before and after. The themes and dialog of young romantic love are well written, handled and believable. The production is satisfactory, with the Midwest locations decent - and the locusts (cicada) 17 year cycle/life sub-topic an interesting enhancement to the story. Recommended 7/10

Lucas is not only a marvelous high school film, but a brilliant Corey Haim film as well. I don't recall cheering in too many teenager movies for the protagonist to accomplish a certain goal, but I couldn't help myself. This is the kind of movie that is one I'll remember for years to come. It's nothing shy of it's expectations, and puts other movies of it's kind to shame. It's so polished and witty, I'm surprised John Hughes didn't have his name on this gem.I bring that up because it's a good point. John Hughes was always doing movies that revolved around "the underdog" or someone who was an unlikely hero. In Weird Science, the premise was centered around a couple of geeky kids, Career Opportunities is centered around a Target slacker, and Sixteen Candles was when the geeky kid gets the girl. So it looks like someone beat John Hughes to his own game making a film about the nerd and the dream girl. Still, no disrespect to the God of teen films.Lucas (Haim) is a nerdy fourteen year old who meets and quickly falls in "love" with a girl named Maggie (Green). Maggie is a new girl, and Lucas wants her all to himself. Who could blame him? Maggie is a gorgeous individual. Id want her all to myself as well. If I went to the high school Lucas was in, it'd be "The Battle of the Nerds".Like many would guess, Lucas' nerdy ways and foul mouth get him into all kinds of trouble. The main bullies are ones on the football, but due to their high appeal of being "men", Maggie is attracted to Cappie (Sheen). Cappie is a football player who sticks up for Lucas because he fears his mouth will get him hurt. Maggie and Cappie become close friends, which drives Lucas nuts. Lucas begins to become more and more distant from Maggie.The film captures what many teen movies ignore, or don't focus on too much; the first love. I'm going to kind of follow Roger Ebert and say your first love isn't because of beauty, it's because the other person is perfect in their own way. I remember my first "love" way back in first grade. I invited her over to my house countless times. During the second grade, she went to a Catholic school and I never saw her again.Thankfully, I found her on Facebook this past year. She lives out of state, and we talk every now and then. By "now and then" I mean once every six months. It hurts because I know we'll never be close like we used to. I was nuts about her, and talking to her not too long ago she said she even knew I was head over heals, but never told me. I was so shocked.I got over it like anyone would, but I think about her a lot from time to time. She was perfect, but chances are I'll never see her again. She was one who made me think about marriage at age six! Thats an accomplishment. Thats what makes her on my "unforgettable people list".Going back to the film, I can say with a straight face I saw myself inside Lucas. The way he was picked on and mocked, to be loved and cherished at the end is how I see myself sometimes. I can be ridiculed at points in life, but I'm also loved by lots of people. I'm extremely grateful for that in every possible way.Lucas is one of the many teen movies that is worth watching, but only one of the handful that deserve the title of "coming-of-age". Lucas himself shows you that it's okay to live life on the sidelines and to stand up for what you believe. He shows you it's okay to be different. And most importantly, he delivers one of the simplistic but satisfying lines in a film; "Keep an open mind." You go, Lucas! Starring: Corey Haim, Kerri Green, Charlie Sheen, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Winona Ryder, Tom Hodges, and Jeremy Piven. Directed by: David Seltzer.

But Lucas did. He should have just dated Winona Ryder but no, he wanted Charlie Sheen's girl. That's a no-no. Plus, to make matters worse, Jeremy Piven was picking on Lucas. Poor Lucas. His bugs loved him however, so that's something. The best scene was when the football team gave Lucas a wedgie. Then again, him getting his head knocked off on that punt return was enjoyable also. You do have to like that this movie was somewhat realistic. One, Lucas was a poor nerd and he didn't end up with the pretty girl. Not only that, he didn't end up with anyone. What did he really achieve? Pseudo-acceptance from the jocks who terrorized him? A friendship with Charlie Sheen's character who stole his woman? At least he got a letterman jacket to wear at the end. At least he'll be warm in that.