Full English Breakfast (2014)

Perfectly adorable

n my opinion it was a great movie with some interesting elements, even though having some plot holes and the ending probably was just too messy and crammed together, but still fun to watch and not your casual movie that is similar to all other ones.

The film was still a fun one that will make you laugh and have you leaving the theater feeling like you just stole something valuable and got away with it.

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

Some of my friends sometimes say, "have you ever seen such a film, it is really bad?" I tell them to go away and watch this film, then come back and tell me just how bad their film was again. So far 100% have come back to tell me that compared to this "film", their film was actually brilliant!

This film is hilarious. Everything about it is dreadful. From the young gangster's wife who, despite being filthy rich and living in Dover, seems to be unable to make it to her dreamland of France (oooo, I wonder what the people are like over there? What, about an hour away from your house?) to the post production dubbing and disturbingly wooden acting. There isn't a plot. There isn't a soundtrack as they seem to only have the rights to one song. The comedy value sort of makes it worth watching but actually it isn't worth watching, I don't want to take the blame for subjecting you to it. It's also mildly racist, but the waterboarding scene is much funnier than anything I've seen for a long while. The one thing that could make it worse would be the presence of Danny Dyer. But not much.

I don't post film reviews normally but I felt I needed to come on here and give this plucky little fighter a leg up because it seems to get smeared and trolled by people that just don't get it.This is a wonderfully written story of love, revenge, and loyalty. It doesn't have a Hollywood budget or famous cast - save for the one and only Mr Dave Courtney OBE, a British institution and one of the most well recognised faces in modern underground British crime cinema - but it has talented direction, compelling performances, rocking great soundtrack and a lot of heart.I'm not going to go into detail about the plot and characters - they are yours to discover. But be sure that there's something in this little gem of a film for everyone: romance, violence, dramatic and engaging story (with lots of suspension and dread) and the most incredible twists.If you like crime flicks and you're a film connoisseur, not another mindless sheep like a lot of the juveniles trolling this page then you are not going to be disappointed with this superb little work of art.

Absolutely loved this thrilling little tale of deceit, murder and ultra violence!!! Full English Breakfast is a must see for lovers of all things crime and British, and it's a testament to the enduring quality of the UK industry.The story is one of my favourites of recent memory, a tale about an enlisted geezer hard on his luck who stumbles into the cutthroat world of Dave Bishop's drug dealing empire. The big man has had some trouble with with his own henchmen - looks like someone's done the old two thirty on him and denied Dave some of his bees an honey. So Dave starts tearing the place apart trying to get to the bottom of this... in the meantime the new boy starts chatting up his missus, and that's when you know the three penny bits are going to start hitting the fan.This was a great watch, sterling tribute to Dave Courtney, and a chance to see him at his finest as an unforgettable villain. A must see - just make sure the sprogs are in bed!