Even Lambs Have Teeth (2015)

I gave it a 7.5 out of 10

This is a tender, generous movie that likes its characters and presents them as real people, full of flaws and strengths.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.

I enjoyed the movie for what it was: 2 chicks get kidnapped and put inside crates outside, get sexually molested for days, manage to escape and then get revenge on their evil doers. Nothing more, nothing less. However a unique little addition to it was their uncle who came to the town to try and find them. This added some humor to the film.I'd classify it as a very dark comedy. It wasn't really funny until they escape and then it turns into a bloodbath and bad jokes. The movie is far from original, but has a lot to be enjoyed about it. I'd say if you enjoyed I Spit On Your Grave, you'll enjoy this film.Yes ISOYG is veru vulgar and pretty much a niche genre.

While a bit slow for the set up, the film builds momentum and delivers on the promise! It's a revenge porn movie, you know the trope, but it works. The two leads have a erotic chemistry and work well together and the film plays as an unquestionable thriller drama with only a smattering of camp, which hits it at a comedic level without taking you out of the moment of the thriller. The other cast members are solid for their roles in a way we've come to expect. My only issue was with the uncle cop. why not weak, I just would have cast someone a little different. I think he comes out just mildly earnest. It's a smarter film that will surely not disappoint and well worth the distraction with strong female characters and a scenario that would make the writers of Deliverance blush.Worth watching for all, not just genre fans.

I went to the opening of this movie at the film festival in Denver and it was awesome! I was entertained for the entire movie and there were some very unexpected twists throughout. I would thoroughly recommend this movie to any horror movie lover out there. This movie is unlike any horror movie I've seen. It is super unpredictable, and fun. i thought the acting was well done and enjoyed the characters. The cast was at the screening on the opening night of the festival and did a Q&A which was great. They are all extremely talented and very professional.hThis was definitely a fun revenge style movie, rather than a serious thrilled but I liked that. Overall I thought it was quite well done for an indie flick.

I saw this movie at its "world premiere" in Denver in October 2015. The cast and crew were on hand to talk about it before and after. This review is spoiler free because there is very little to spoil. The film is a quick 80 min. So quick that it feels rushed, not much thought was put into the most crucial scenes. The actors said it took 3 weeks to shoot, 12 hours a day, but it felt more like they had banged it out in a few days. Things happen very suddenly and with very little weight or consequence. I'm guessing that's due to the very low budget. Most of the action occurs off-screen, something the crew claims to be intentional, but I suspect it was also the effect of limited funds and even more limited imagination, since there are plenty of low-budget films who managed way more creative solutions in the face of scarce financing. There are, to be fair, a few really funny moments, but on the whole the entire script is too ludicrous to take even halfway seriously. If somebody invites you to see this film, bring a bottle of booze and settle in. You're in for a night of amateurish acting and terrible puns. These lambs may have teeth, but they're small and dull.