American Poltergeist (2015)

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

An Exercise In Nonsense

It's a mild crowd pleaser for people who are exhausted by blockbusters.

It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

Like most of the reviews I have read, I'm not going to comment on the bad acting, cheesy dialogue, or lack of a decent story. As someone who was actually raised in Fall River, I am more disappointed in the lack of trying when it came to the authenticity. Wherever this film was shot doesn't resemble Fall River or Lizzie Bordens house in the least bit. The style of house, the pool in the back yard, or the first house. Seriously there were even palm trees in the yard. Terrible movie aside, they made my hometown look like a white picket fence suburbia. And made a mockery of a hometown legend. Oh and fyi the real house is a Victorian style B&B in the historical district. Hands down worst Lizzie Borden movie I've ever seen.

I would not review this if it was not to save people from 2 hrs of wasting their lives (and several more hours wishing they had not). First: Donna Spangler rivals Tommy Wiseau in "The Room" in acting performance here. Though The Room and Tommy is entertaining. Better things to do for 2 hours: *Intensely pick your nose for no reason at all. *Hammer a nail through your pinkie toe (I know, it HURTS!) *Prank call the Police 100 times. *Poop in your new (beige) 10.000 $ Barcelona sofa. *Hit your kind, loving mother with a metal soup spoon on the nose for no reason.Ok, that was the most brutal thing I've ever written about a movie, and I'm a mellow, kind man. But please, do not watch it...

I'm a horror movie fan and have seen enough to know that sometimes you have to wade through the rubbish to get to the good ones. This effort isn't even good enough to be classed as rubbish.I can only guess that whoever put the money up front for this was doing so as a tax dodge or something along those lines. I won't comment on the acting as there wasn't any that I spotted. The story line is beyond flimsy and the characters are about as likeable as a tropical skin disease.Please take my word, and the word of almost every review on here, and don't do it. If you're thinking about it, don't. Even for a laugh. The only thing this movie may be any good for is psychological warfare and even then, it would be cruel to use on your fiercest enemy.

Well, what can one say about such a promising title, other than that's were the film peaked with its title. Only way I'd watch this is if it was free or came as a free gift in a packet of breakfast cereal Didn't even register a point to score. Probably the worst film I've seen since.......well it is the worst film I've ever had the misfortune to endure.The actors and actresses should have at least been told how to act. I've seen better directing and cinematics at a pre-school nativity play. If after this you're thinking about giving it a go, I'd say no don't waste your life