Frat Party (2009)

Load of rubbish!!

How sad is this?

Gripping story with well-crafted characters

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

If I secretly hate you, I will recommend to watch this film. I have watched a lot of crap in my days, and by far, this was one of the hardest 90 minutes of my life to endure. Sure, I should have turned off my FREE On Demand movie choice, but then I would have deprived myself of writing this scathing review.The characters are the most unbelievable, unlikable human beings, that the best way this movie could end is if there was a zombie apocalypse and they were eaten to death. THAT, at least, would've made the movie watchable.The only reason you should watch this film, is so you know how to NOT make a movie.

I literally came on IMDb and searched this movie after watching it just to make sure it had horrible reviews. It is by far the worst movie i have ever watched. the plot line (if you can call it that) makes absolutely no sense. He is late for his wedding so the girl marries someone else, she sees him at the wedding and doesn't care and yet everyone seems to be mad at him as if it was expected for this to happen since he was late. I cannot begin to describe how awful this film really is and anyone who enjoyed it must have a mental disability and only look for naked girls for a movie to be good (and even the sex scenes were terrible). If they were to play this movie in a prison it would be considered torture and half the inmates would ask for death before having to watch it again.

Take a porn movie, and extend it to around 90 minutes. All it took was the first few minutes to realize that it was a terrible movie. The story is almost typical for "playboy" type films, where the protagonist used to be able to bang any girl he wants, but eventually decides to settle. Besides putting in a whole lot of fillers for time, the director tried way too hard to make it seem like a fantasy-type film. Especially when it comes to the "settling playboy" theme, the masseuse, etc. I'm not sure about it's background, but I'll take a guess that it was a straight-to-DVD film, especially considering its lack of known actors. I came across it on On Demand after watching Animal House, so I figured why not? Turned out it was a big waste of time. The only reason it got more than a one-star rating is because of all of the hot girls in this movie. Quite simply, you cannot watch this movie without thinking it is terrible, unless you think a movie is good because of girls, or you are ineffably stupid.

I saw this Movie at the Houston Comedy Film Festival, and it beat every single other movie I saw there, it also won the Best Cinematography award at the festival. The movie stars Randy Wayne (Dukes of Hazzard 2) and Caroline D'amore (Sorority Row) and Jesse Jane (Pirates) along with a bunch of hot girls at the Fraternity Party and a decent amount of pretty undressed girls (which I personally like since I am a GUY). The story moves along fast and has some pretty good twists and turns in the plot line. Along with a very funny gross out gag in the Asian Spa (you can imagine) in the unrated version which was screened at the Film Festival. Dan Levy, who is a young new comedian plays a the straight edge, sarcastic, character very well, and Jareb Dauplaise (MTV), plays the best buddy goofy crack up guy. This movie is a great quick watch, it clocks out at 85 Minutes and is full of fun stuff, the DVD includes some extras including an interview with Jesse Jane (if you like her) and a behind the scenes look at the Frat House and the Asian Spa scene (the behind the scenes look is really funny stuff as to how they staged the Asian spa gag). All in All if you like American Pie style comedies, like Road Trip, or Beer League, or Hangover type stuff, this falls right in.