Miss March (2009)

It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.

Fresh and Exciting

A Major Disappointment

Excellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.

I did not watch this movie for the longest time because of all the horrible reviews. I liked the whitest kids you know and was excited to see my favorite two staring in a movie, however all the poor reviews kept me from doing so. But when I finally did break down and watch it... I was laughing out loud and wondering why I let poor reviews stop me. This movie is very funny and deserves better ratings. If you like whites kids you know then you will like this movie and vise versa. It is a late night raunchy comedy and can stand up on the self next to any other late night comedy. Trevor Moore and Zach Creggier are a funny talented duo that play great off each other. So do not pay attention to the poor ratings. If you like late night comedies then give this movie a try, it is sure to have you laughing out loud.

This has to be one of the weirdest movies ever filmed. The guy couldn't fall down a flight a stairs and have a tool box fall on his head and be in a coma for 4 years. Which is what twists this movie around. Because while he was in a coma his girlfriend becomes a model for playboy. There is no open door for anyone to all of a sudden become a supermodel unless your a famous actress. These movies take to many things way out of proportion which makes more people loose interest in watching the rest of the movie. I know there is always going to be some new actors, but they need to stop picking the shittiest actors of them all and stop putting them in so many movies. How can the guy be excited to get a tobacco pipe as a anniversary gift as well. That is the worst gift.

I thought this was quite a good film that has a lot of lasting smiles. Its hard for me to quote the film without giving half of it away or frankly cursing :P The trailer doesn't do it much justice, it covers some of the mildly funny moments but the important thing to bear in mind about this film is it's not just a load of boobie jokes, the humour is really clever. Don't get me wrong, if you hate dirty jokes then you'll probably hate this film but it's definitely on par with American pie in terms of: quality - well set up humour, a meaningful if slow plot, sexual humour that demeans the men making it. It's virtually impossible to describe this film in more than 3 words: Just plain funny :)

How many movies have lured you in with promises of thrills, chills, and good times, only to waste 2 hours of your life? If it was the intent of Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger - neither of whom I knew existed until last night - to make a movie so vile, disgusting, and just plain retarded, it makes "Freddie Got Fingered" look like "City Lights", they succeeded beyond their wildest dreams!Why "Miss March"? Why not "Miss April" or "Miss May" or "Miss June"? April, May, and June are girls' names; Playboy has a Miss April, a Miss May, and a Miss June; the title would let us know that our hero misses his girl. There -- I just came up with something more clever and original than anything in this dreck!Near the end of this waste of celluloid, Tucker's psycho girlfriend has her psycho firefighter brother hogtie him. As Psycho Firefighter prepares to dispatch Tucker with an ax (which, I must admit, I was rooting for), Tucker tells Psycho Girlfriend that he loves her. Forget the sheer stupidity of this: a guy is hogtied and about to be beheaded on the grounds of the Playboy Mansion before dozens of witnesses, and NO ONE reacts! No "Wait!" or "Stop!" or "Are you off your meds?!" The other firefighters don't even try to grab the ax away from Psycho Firefighter. Makes you question your faith in humanity.As it turns out, Cindi (Miss March) isn't the kind of girl you'd take home to mother. She allows a goon to beat the holy hell out of Eugene, then publicly humiliates Tucker's buddy in order to prove to Eugene that she is as pure as the driven slush. Cindi tells Eugene that she became a cog in the Playboy machine because it was the only way that she could pay his medical bills. Huh? Cut to Hef (or The Crypt Keeper), who lectures Tucker that inside every woman is a Bunny (or a slut), then shows Tucker a photo of his true love: a girl named Gertrude who had a dead right eye, and died at the age of 18. Lucky her.As they watch the filming of a music video that would make 50 Cent blush, Eugene tells Tucker the lyrics to the song make no sense. As the retards who play these retards wrote the lyrics, how would they know that it makes no sense?