Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops (2015)

Why so much hype?

Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

It is a performances centric movie

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

The Saisei Security corporation inadvertently created killer ninja zombies while working on a flesh serum. These zombies have lightening fast reflexes and bullets don't slow them down. Dillon (Adam T Perkins) a black ops person, hence the other half of the title, is interviewing late at night for a job when the outbreak happens. It seems the response team has orders to kill any witness too. Dillon must fight off the police and zombies in order to save the girl...the second girl, he screwed up on the first one.Not since Meatballs 2 have I awaited a film, only to be gravely disappointed. Dillon walks around the building floor by floor getting into fights, attempting to get out. Action takes place in an office building. The scenes were dark, the acting was horrible, the camera managed a glare on the lens. Zombies don't bite and create new zombies, they just kill.Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.Note to self: In case of ninja zombie outbreak, use stairs.

While its performance's won't be studied by aspiring actors and it's unlikely to feature at next year's Academy Awards, with a title like Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops these were never really goals for this low budget privately financed Australian effort and at the end of the day, Rody Claude's film delivers on its title promise.Showing aspiring filmmakers that all it takes is some determination and willingness to follow your dreams, Claude and his willing cast and crew have crafted a fun and in many ways original zombie tale that doesn't rely on endless blood spraying zombie kills or one liners to get it through the hordes of undead and in reality Zombie Ninja's doesn't even really have zombies in it, a fact that ear marks it as something more original than many other recent undead movie entries.The "zombies" here are more like red eyed one man armies, ninjas chopping and fly kicking their way through the unsuspecting contingent of human survivors and it's here that Claude delivers the films best scenes.The action that takes place through Zombie Ninjas; it must be said, this is an action film over a horror film so those wanting to get their scares on will be disappointed, is of the highest order and there's a frenetic and energetic nature to what takes place when the hits start flying. With the zombie ninja warriors led by UFC fighter Soa 'The Hulk' Palelei. Claude and his stunt team really get things moving and it helps overcome the films less proficient elements.The films script work and acting leaves much to be desired here and while films of this nature aren't won or lost on this alone, delivery in Zombie Ninjas sometimes remains far too flat to engage and some of the performances here are barely above High School production level. It wouldn't have taken much for a performer here to take hold of the situation and carry the team but not one of human team nails a home run.Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops is a fun and in many ways original Australian production that's worth tracking down. With the potential for this idea to grow into the future we can only hope that Claude and his team can match their skills behind camera with people's skill in front of camera and then we'll be treated to what could well be an Australian cult classic.3 unfortunate office cleaners out of 5

Trust me the people who made this movie were either brain dead themselves, or had too much money to waste making such a movie, OK the summery is they tried bringing assassins back to life (NOT NINJAS) they were made to wear skimpy skin tight cloths like ninja, now they are alive and kill everyone, by just beating them to death. Also they don't eat humans or they don't make others Zombie they just beat people to death like the director of the movie is trying to do to its audience, team is sent to kill Zombies and all employees but all die just a ZOMBIE AND A STUPID SCIENTIST survive because Zombie in the end just makes her pee in her skit Laughs at her and runs away, WARNING U WILL BE BRAIN DEAD IF U WATCH THE MOVIE .

Opens with an action sequence of the zombie ninjas. Slows down as our hero is interviewing for a job in private security. Then things go wrong------Total lack of character development at the 30 minute point. F/X and gore can't carry a movie.I'm a purist when it comes to Zombies. I like the Romero-esc, slow moving zombie. Inferior to humans in every way but, destined to win due to numbers and tenacity.Dying and returning from the dead doesn't make you a ninja. The people that made this didn't make a movie they made a waste of time.