Eat the Schoolgirl: Osaka Telephone Club (1997)

Perfectly adorable

Just so...so bad

The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

If you've seen director Naoyuki Tomomatsu's zombie film Stacy and thought that was a bizarre little flick, wait until you get a load of Eat the Schoolgirl. Full of sex, revolting gore, rape, and general weirdness, this sleazy 60 minute exercise in extreme cinema doesn't make a lot of sense, but is short enough to ensure that it never gets boring (that's the understatement of the decade!).The film OPENS with a hot Japanese chick performing phone sex whilst her client has a five-knuckle shuffle, and gets worse (or better, depending on your point-of-view) from that point on: we get to see a psycho killer who likes to dress as a schoolgirl and mutilate his female victims before jerking off over their wounds (in one case, after completely disembowelling them!); a sexy angel (minus her wings) who isn't quite as angelic as she looks; and some Yakuza gangsters who abduct a woman, rape her, and then administer an enema—whilst filming the whole thing!At times, with its incomprehensible narrative and 'creative' cinematography, Eat the Schoolgirl resembles an art-house film; for most of its running time, however, it's simply a classic example of extreme Eastern excess, and one you won't forget in a hurry.

This movie surely got my attention. The cover alone gets your attention. So I was able to catch an official release of this flick at a horror convention. Due the fact that this one is only one hour long I thought that it would be an easy task. It wasn't, the beginning of the movie has a lot of cuttings and weird images of a murder watched by a child. The movie is full of gore, sex, slaughtering and sickening images. Especially the rape scene. The girl had to take a lot and I won't spoil the ending of the scene but it's disgusting. Of course it's a HK Cat III flick but it really gets you. The idea's of the sex fiend is, well perverted. This one couldn't been made here in Europe or the US. It's a sick movie that now has his proper release, catch it and watch it, but be sure you have eaten a while ago.

just when you thought you have seen everything demented and disgusting in a movie comes along eat the schoolgirl.there is something in this movie to just about offend anyone.intestines falling on the floor after this lady gets gutted and she picks them up and tries to stuff them back in is just one of the many scenes in this movie that will offend.this movie might be hard to track down but i suggest that if you like your horror brutal and sick then search this movie out.you will never see anything like this playing at a theatre that's for sure.just don't have anything to eat before you watch this movie believe me you will be sorry

From the director of, 'Stacy' and pre-dating that film by about 4 years, this is more bloody, less coherent and a bit shorter. It is also extremely weird, hard to follow and packed with sex and bloody death. All known bodily fluids are on show here and all exhibited within a sexually explicit context. So, a naked girl is sick down her front before her assailant cums in the stab wound he has inflicted between the merry moments of their sex and her death. I don't think I need to go into all the gory details but rest assured that all fluids do indeed make an appearance, for good or bad! The opening sequence of phone sex seems a bit strong but it is probably the easiest sequence to take (and it's erotic). From there on as we struggle to make sense of everything, really nasty things happen, like the slit open nude girl, struggling to maintain her balance in the bath as she also struggles to stuff her intestines back inside her. There is so much more and yet the film barely runs an hour. Oh yes, there is an angel too, naked all through the film - I'm not sure if she was a schoolgirl but she didn't get eaten. Actually nobody got eaten, unless we count the numerous scenes of oral sex. Enough!