All Babes Want To Kill Me (2005)

Good story, Not enough for a whole film

Good start, but then it gets ruined

Dreadfully Boring

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

The only reason that this movie is not yet on the IMDb Bottom 100 is because of electoral fraud from the producers. A fact even more obvious when you check the dates of the positive reviews. The movie was released 2005 and almost all of the the positive reviews are from 2002-2004.Someone wrote that you can only like this movie if you are an investor or younger than 8 years old. I'd say that if you remove the children younger than 8 that might be true. The movies does not contain one single laugh and it is prejudicial about race, gender, ethnicity, disability and so forth. It is truly as bad as it gets.

Oh my God, who makes this crap? And who writes positive reviews about it? (apart from those who worked on it or their friends, of course). Clearly one of IMDb's biggest failures in attempting to stop vote rigging and fake reviews (most of the positive comments were written YEARS before it was even released!), "All Babes Want To Kill Me" actually has a grabber of a concept that sadly fell into the hand of amateurs. Right from the start, with the GROSSLY UNFUNNY caricature of the blind Asian martial arts master, you know what to expect; and surely enough, the gay caricature, the multiple hits to the groin and the vomiting gags follow. But the most REVOLTING aspect of the movie is how it makes up two beautiful female cast members to look bruised and bleeding for nearly all their screen time, making the film unpleasant to even LOOK AT, in addition to its being dismally unfunny. There is one almost-good scene of the hero getting his butt kicked all over the place by a pool lady in a bikini. For that scene alone I give the film a 2 out of 10. If the people who made it had invested as much time in doing a good job as they did in building up a totally fake and undeserved reputation for it on IMDb, it might have turned out better.

***THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS***clearly someone is abusing IMDb... I guess someone really wants to cover up how bad this movie is. Just look at the ratings and judge for your self. Original post follows: So sad it's not even amusing.If only this movie had the qualities of the typical low budget b-movie, one could have had some enjoyment from the poor effects, bad acting or other such mainstays of cult b-movies.This movie left me entirely indifferent the whole way through. Nothing is genuinely funny or bad enough to be mildly amusing. I've watched some really horrid movies - including Uwe Boll productions - but I've never felt as entirely indifferent to all parts of a movie as this.Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a masterpiece next to this atrocity.

Yes, I know this movie is stupid, REALLY stupid, but I find it really funny.I saw the trailer, avoided it and then I was convinced into watching it at my friends house after she bought the DVD. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I mean laughing so hard I couldn't breathe laughing I think what makes the film so great is that it is so aware of how stupid it is, unlike most modern comedies which thinks we laugh at any old thing. I quote this film, "she sleep with all manner of salesmen!" There is not much to say about this film either you'll like it and laugh your butt off or hate it and think it is the death of cinema.