Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

Not even bad in a good way

brilliant actors, brilliant editing

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Just when you think you've seen every possible "Of the dead" movie along comes this fun little cheesy slice of early 90's goodness.I expected this to be a dumb "Sexploitation" film which by this point were thoroughly dying out but was pleasantly surprised to see a fairly competent comedy.Heavily comically critical of religion, lots of laugh out loud gags and some good ideas this hits more than it misses.Sadly it is shoddily made and the musical portion of this comedy horror is by far it's weakest link. The songs aren't cheesy, they're just straight up bad.Nudist Colony Of The Dead is a fun little comedy feature which made surprise you going in with no expectations.The Good: The regular hilarious religious bible references Some fun slapstick humour The Bad: Cheaply made and it shows Zombies look awfulSongs are pretty bad Things I Learnt From This Movie: There is a passage in the bible about toilet paper How does anyone know that they're in the middle of nowhere? They could be to the side of it! It's an inky dinky doo-da morning The bible says bend her over and smack her other cheeks Nipple lube is something every good Christian girl should have used by the time they're 17 Christians aren't supposed to think..........wait no sorry already knew that

I never had any issues watching a different kind of movie! Trust me,his is one such - Funny (an Adult Comedy, of course). When I saw this movie, I was really surprised. I have seen Walking-Dead movies (most of the time it was pointed towards Gore, Horror, sometimes Comedy and even Spoof) but this is one movie which was made Funny! This movie is no-logic-just-fun in a very peculiar way. But trust me, it seems intended. When you watch the scenes before the Titles, you'll be able to realize that the Director has made sure to give a preview of what kind of movie to expect. The best thing I can suggest is watch the first set of scenes (Court scene and the following one) and if you find them to be funny (especially dialogues), continue to watch it.I was smiling throughout the movie. Even made me laugh sometimes! The dialogues and one-liners were quite good. They fit to the tone of the movie and each one strictly sticks to the character. All the songs were funny (in the same peculiar way). Even kept me humming "Inky-dinky Doo-dah Morning".Loved it and I do recommend it to people who like a movie not because it is like what they wanted it to be but for what it is!Note: This movie is not intended for people who hate religious criticism.

"Nudist Colony of the Dead" is an incredibly fun and enjoyable zombie comedy-musical.**SPOILERS**On a church-sponsored retreat, Miss Stucco, (Bea Lindoren) leads group of wayward teens Shelly Mammarosa, (Deborah Stern) Fanny Wype, (Heather McPherson) Art Shoe, (Tony Cicchetti) Billy McRighteous, (Jim Bruce) Juan Tu, (Peter Napoles) Lou Jobee, (Steve Wilcox) and Gus Unteide, (Juan Tanamera) to a special camp to help cure them of their sinning ways. Despite none of them wanting to be there, they go through the various activities designed to lead them back into the grace of God. When word gets back to them that the area for the camp was originally used by a colony of nudists that the church had closed down and had been the site of numerous deaths based on past retreats, none of them put too much stock in the stories until they start disappearing one by one only to turn up slaughtered. Realizing that the stories are true and that the murders are the nudists back from the dead, they try to make it out of the woods and away from the zombies alive.The Good News: This was pretty much a full-on blast all the way through. This one is pretty much built upon how goofy and cheesy it is. The fact that the premise to this one is pretty much a lock that it's going to be that way, where dead members of a nudist colony return to seek revenge on the church-goers who forced them off their land, is cheesy and quite fun enough to make it just based on that alone, but the film also manages to put in enough other factors to really make this feel that way. The fact that it's pretty much almost a musical with their being a lot of songs in here that pretty funny as well. Most of that is based around the lyrics, which are pretty gut-busting at times as well as catchy, but the joke-like tone taken with them pretty much guarantees that they're going to be a part of the overall tone of this. There's even a lot of jokes and gags, from the one who keeps quoting erroneous Bible versus as their only lines of dialog to the one nudist with the simply grotesque-looking body and much more, this one just keeps finding ways to get cheesier and cheesier, and it makes the movie more fun that way. There's also the film's rather good-looking zombies, which are really nice. Granted, not one of them looks anything close to being great or close to death, and are actually just simply normal people painting with corpse-paint, but they still look rotting enough and do get over nicely enough. This one is also a lot gorier than expected, with some really nice deaths here. There's a nice decapitation, a wire slicing a body in half at the waist, some organs ripped out, a bashed head, being run over by a car, drowned by force-fed cement and limbs chopped off, among others. This here is quite bloody, and despite these not being based on grossing the viewer out and still in the cheesy mode. The nudity in here is also quite nice, ignoring the one grotesque gag, but the rest is really nice and really appreciated. The fact that this is so cheesy, though, is the main reason why this one becomes watchable.The Bad News: There wasn't too much really wrong with this one. One of the only flaws is the film's cheesiness, which might put some people off. This one pretty signifies it's intents right from the beginning with the approach and tone it's going for, and it's outright cheesy and that's not a tone all are going to appreciate. The songs and humor aren't really for everyone. The other flaw with this one is the fact that there's a rather dull section in the middle near the parts where all the past events get discovered as nothing much happens for a good portion of the time. It's got some nice jokes, but not a whole lot of action, and it's punctuated with the longest song that gets a little long and repetitive, but otherwise, these are the only flaws with this one.The Final Verdict: It's incredibly stupid, and quite badly-made, but it's quite enjoyable and that's what really matters here. Really seek it out if you enjoy your movies with a lot of cheese, a fan of the creative crew's past works or if this sounds interesting, while those who can't enjoy the joke should just ignore altogether.Rated R: Nudity, Graphic Violence and Graphic Language

One of those films that you need a half-rack or phatty to sit through. But, once the effects from your favorite mind number start to hit you, this one becomes rather enjoyable. Rocky Horror Picture Show wannabe has nudists that killed themselves in a suicide pact come back and terrorize the right-wingers that got the nudist colony shut down. Most of the nudity is in the opening credits and then that ain't much. For nudists, they sure do wear a lot. Boobies, that's it..Nary a butt shot. Pretty weak. The musical numbers have some crazy lyrics, and the break you get from the poor acting makes them even more enjoyable. A perfect cult movie candidate.