Black Devil Doll (2007)

In other words,this film is a surreal ride.

As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

The movie really just wants to entertain people.

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

I have been seeing promos and clips of this film for months, so you can imagine how excited I was to finally get to see it. This was going to be way better than all those Chucky movies.This movie is the very definition of blaxploitation. Every stereotype you can imagine is in here.In addition every sexual act that you can imagine is in here too. I won't list them, but your perversion has to be included.The blood flows freely after Devil Doll is through with the women, and in one case, with the man.The bulk of the blood and all the gore was saved for the ending, which was so over the top I watched with my mouth wide open.

This is low budget exploitation/horror. If the mere though of such movies sends you running for the safety of the nearest Hugh Grant love fest then don't even look at the cover. Certainly don't waste time watching it and then blogging your absolute outrage and disgust whilst throwing out totally unfounded accusations of racism. All classic horror has a humour element (rubbish shark in Zombie Flesh Eaters, Grandad with the hammer in Chainsaw Massacre) and since the 80's if it hasn't got scantily clad women in it then it ain't a horror film (ok, unless its porn). So now we've established the guidelines lets look at Black Devil Doll. It is laugh out loud hilarious from the film piracy ad that runs before the movie to the end of the closing credits, the actresses play on their lack of drama school sheen to perfection and whilst the nudity is prominent it isn't gratuitous. And as for Black Devil Doll himself? a horror icon for the 00's is born. Who needs rehashes and remakes when you've got a mutha****in puppet. Buy it now, or better still get someone else to buy it for you for Christmas.

This briskly paced film features a misogynist racist black ventriloquist doll that f**ks, sucks and murders a series of big b(.)(.)bed California style p0rn0 sluts (there is even an end credit for a breast augmentation doctor!). And not necessarily in that order. To enjoy this movie, you must reach down deep to find and embrace your own inner misogynist racist black ventriloquist doll. If you don't think you have one, you are deluding yourself. Yes, you ladies have your own doll too, it's just a little deeper down in your subconscious. If you positively refuse to acknowledge your inner darkness, you can at least watch in awe at the depths that the modern male psyche can sink to. Nothing about this movie suggests that uptight moral and upstanding citizens should be renting it, but I have all the confidence in the world that your zest for self-righteous indignation will overcome the obviousness that this movie was not made for you. I look forward to reading your hilariously overwrought 1 star reviews. But for freaks like me, BLACK DEVIL DOLL could not have arrived too soon.

The hype surrounding this flick was enormous. I was at a horror convention a few weeks ago and it was all about this title. Even here in our local DVD shop they sold this movie for only 8 euro's and full uncut. Be clear, this isn't a remake of Black Devil Doll From Hell. That one was also about a black doll possessed by some spirit and starts doing weird things. And don't think that it is in the tradition of Chucky in Child's Play. No it isn't. This is pure exploitation. Everything is included, blood, chicks and gratuitous nudity. And the last part is available in such a way that it is more erotic than exploitation. The acting is way below zero but don't be bothered, the director never made this flick to became a hit, but it surely will become a cult hit. The black doll walks around only to doing his stuff with the girls, afterwards he kill them or is doing necrophilia. let's say that the first part is all about naked chicks. All shown full frontal but how, they shown their tits to each other for no reason, just like, hey, you have beautiful ones, yes I know do you want to see them, yes okay, would you like to see mine. Big fun. The last part the red stuff starts flowing and in cheap effects but slightly gory. And then 10 minutes before the end the credits starts rolling, I thought, o no, not ten minutes of that crap, but keep watching, there is fun included. Anyway, never take this film seriously. Just watch it as it is, pure exploitation entertainment.