Celestino y el Vampiro (2003)
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In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
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The Worst Film Ever
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Please don't spend money on this.
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A waste of 90 minutes of my life
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I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.
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