Skeleton Key 2: 667 Neighbor of the Beast (2008)

Boring, long, and too preachy.

It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.

Errrm, (cough cough) errm....(utterly speechless)...errm....yeah...I'm, errm, not really sure how to put something this calibre of bad into words......I was expecting a cheap straight to DVD sequel to Kate Hudson's Skeleton key, which wasn't a bad movie...And...Errm...I got this...A £20 budget, made by college kids with nothing better to do, no special effects, no story, the worst acting you've ever seen, bad lighting and sound, jokes that are so unfunny they actually make your blood boil with anger, nude women that are so unattractive it makes you fancy a romantic night in with Rosie O'Donnell, I could go on and on......This film really does need destroying so that other people are not duped into renting this out...Shame on you IMDb for not allowing a rating lower than a 1....Minus 350,000 would not do this film justice, it really is THAT bad....WOW!!! ((Goes to flush out his brain with bleach and try to remove the memory of having watched this tripe))

To everyone who posted a lengthy bad review about SK2, I feel bad for you. Not because you had to sit through the movie, but because you took the time and effort to talk bad about it. Were you expecting something BESIDES an intentionally bad movie? I wasn't. It's not the greatest film I've seen, but I can appreciate the effort the makers and performers put into it. I won't lie, but I can certainly appreciate seeing a bunch of naked flesh, too.Just remember something: Everyone who's done this film have made something of themselves. What have any of YOU done? Taking the time to wring long-winded bad reviews doesn't count.

Like probably most of the people who happen to come across this, I thought it was a direct to DVD sequel of the Skeleton Key with Kate Hudson. I've never been more wrong in my life. Even before the movie started just seeing the quality of the opening credits, I said to my girlfriend, this can't be a good sign. But it was definitely a sign of things to come. The opening scene consisted of a guy running down the sidewalk with the DVD of the movie you're supposed to be watching and for some reason his sticks his hair in his mouth and starts talking in an annoying high pitched voice. I was done after that. I skipped ahead a few scenes just because I couldn't believe this was the real movie but it just got weirder and weirder. I'm still trying to figure out how the heck this garbage ended up on Netflix to begin with. It literally looks like some high school kids were bored and used their mom and dad's for a homework assignment. Skeleton Key 2...HA! Don't fall for the okie doke like we did. -1 star.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. It has no connection with the skeleton key at all. There is no real point to the movie whatsoever, with no explanation why the weird things that happened. The actors in it are worse than ever before, that Jamaican was so annoying throughout the movie, i think i would have rathered watch "kids in the sandbox" again (do not watch kids in the sandbox, it was a joke). That demon thing was stupid by wanting the main character to screw every girl in sight, the songs in it were obnoxiously annoying, and it was just plain confusing all around. If the people who made this crappy movie actually made money off of it, then I will make a movie. I've seen better movies at school, like the "do not drink and drive" and "be abstinent" movies where you just laugh at the bad acting and stupid lines. Believe me when i say that their acting was more horrific than the movie itself. I do not even think anyone on purpose could act as bad as they did.I couldn't watch anymore of the thing after an hour of watching it, and i believe there was at least another 45 minutes of a movie left!I will repeat again DONOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! It's not worth the headache. You have been warned that this movie causes severe migraines.I had my worst one after watching this thing.