Mega Piranha (2010)

Very disappointed :(

Fantastic!

Dreadfully Boring

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Mega Piranha (2010) is a low-budget horror film that was first released in 2010. About three scientists residing in a Venezuelan country doing genetic engineering to a piranha fish, the piranhas also grew into a monstrous predator, Sarah Monroe one of the three scientists was asking for help from an agent from the USA .. Until the news was heard in the ears of Colonel Diaz .. Diaz also ordered his subordinates to arrest Sarah and her friend .. But one of the Scientists preyed by Piranha .. The piranha fish that grow as big as whales and cause destruction around the lake Orinoco .. Sarah. Fitch and Gordon went to the CIA base they wanted to shoot the giant piranhas with a nuclear bomb, but the piranha piranha was so strong from the nuclear explosion .. The Piranha piranha attacked the coast of Florida, the great chaos took place .. Fitch and the navy Was assigned to go to dive and kill the piranhas .. Fitch managed to make the piranha piranha bite each other ... This movie is so awesome With all the bad CGI But enjoy ...

Probably the only aspect of the movie worth some mention is the acting especially from Tiffany as scientist Sarah or David Labiosa as the bad Venezuelan colonel. Even Paul Logan did good. But all that sincerity for a story that failed them is unfortunate. How do piranhas detonate on impact?! They hit a house and go kaboom! How?! And there are more such scenes that don't make sense but it'd be a spoiler to reveal here. The effects although weak, is still OK for a shoestring budget. I saw this movie anyway since I just wanted to relax, not with an intention to watch good cinema. So if you happen to watch this on TV or DVD, focus more on your food, drinks or the feel of relaxation and you will do just fine :)

Must be the worst movie ever made, I never thought something could be worst than 2-Headed Shark Attack but it did it! The plot makes absolutely no sense. The scene when Fitch had to cross the border, surrounded by observation towers, is stopped by a guard, punches him in the face and just leaves, with the other guards in the towers magically disappearing is one example. I mean, why put the whole scene? Why not just make them (Fitch and the scientists) cross the border without no one knowing or seeing? What about the radio operator at the base who knows the size that the piranhas will have when reaching Washington, and by the way, why the concern? They would to what? Eat the President?? Destroy democracy?? I think a six years old kid would write a story which made more sense.

The 4 stars I give to this movie are only for the fun factor as we had a great time watching it and making fun of it. The mistakes are too much to mention, the plot, dialog and characters are laughable and some scenes are just to bad to be funny, rather annoying. Some scenes are really over the top.I would like to mention the scene were the giant piranha's attack the US. The grow and grow and are as big as a submarine. They survive a nuclear explosion yet the hero and his SEAL buddies want to take them on using underwater guns that are build to shoot submarines??? Somehow this rocket-science idea fails and the hero (who only speaks monotone) goes to Miami to battle them at the beach. There they see the giant fish jumping out of the water wanting to eat a whole building and suiciding themselves. Sure...But at the beach he is attacked by some piranha's as big as small sharks. As the Van Damme clone he is he kicks them while sitting on the ground. Not one, but a dozen. After he kicks off the piranhasoccerteam, he keeps sitting on the beach talking with his back turned to the water as if there was not a chance he will be attacked.I also would like to mention the many movie mistakes, like the Venzuelan army flying US choppers, the US sub that in the next shot turns into a Russian sub, the US destroyer that is first showed as stock footage of the landing ship and then turns into an Iowa battleship. The car chase that features 2 groups of people that seem to be changing cars during the middle of the chase. The hero drives 3 different cars and the bad guys first drive a brand new SUV then the next shot it turns 10 years old.In short order, a real Syfy-channel classic!