12/12/12 (2012)

i know i wasted 90 mins of my life.

Blending excellent reporting and strong storytelling, this is a disturbing film truly stranger than fiction

Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

The movie really just wants to entertain people.

So proud of myself to go through this movie. first 15' amazing but little bit lack later and what makes me vote this because the ending. are you kidding me this ending is crap of the crap. feel so sorry for good actors and actress in this movie.

I couldn't get past the first 15 minutes with a straight face. I'm a nurse and the delivery scenes has the actors saying and doing so many wrong and ridiculous things, I couldn't stop laughing. Clearly, very little actual research was done for these scenes and the screenwriter went into fantasy mode based on how he imagines childbirth must be like. And whoever designed the vagina props has no real idea of what one looks like. Again, imagination. But I think it more likely that the prevailing mood was "We don't care!"Once I get this hilarity out of my system, I may try to watch the rest of this Z movie although I seriously doubt I will. Oh, let me think... Nope, I'm not going to finish this waste of time. And apparently, I can't use caps in the summary.

I genuinely liked 11/11/11 and, when this film came up as an option after watching the other movie on Netflix, I thought I'd give it a chance. That's 10 whole minutes of my life I will never get back. The entire period consisted of screaming, gross-out sfx, and random cursing. I cannot think of a single moment of character development--absolutely nothing that would make the viewer care about the foul-mouthed characters on the screen. I'm never impressed when a character's entire vocabulary consists of the "f-word," but some movies I'll give a chance despite it ("The Grey" springs to mind). There was nothing worth giving a chance here. Avoid it like the plague or don't say I didn't warn you.

I will list the dumb things that happens as they happen1. Shows baby coming out of womb. Can't be that nasty...really 2. Epidural? sitting up while pushing? 3. Doctors don't care about religious beliefs? 4. C section while sitting up in a chair? 5. Grey, plastic baby? 6. BABY GIVES MOM A HEAD JOB?!!!????!?!??!??!?!!!!! 7. Dad dies of drinking boiling water??????? 8. Sister puts finger in cops face and cop doesn't get angry??? Hmmm!!!! 9. Mom changes poopy baby on kitchen table? (Has totally forgotten her husband was murdered/suicide...just hours ago) 10. Want some coffee? Let me pour you a spoonful!! 11. Phone rings " PUT SEBASTIAN ON THE PHONE"..."WHO IS THIS" "IT'S SEBASTIAN"....seriously..oh Sebastian is the 9 day old demon baby. 12. Dead husband rape scene...wowwwwwwwwwww 13. Creepy guy same clothes three days straight? 14.Yeah that chair made out of bamboo will hold the door closed 15. Baby gets mad cause it's called a half hemorrhoid half herpe 16. " Hey you got a package"...by the way " Some creepy guy is in the house...I called the police".."Did you call everyone?" Yes I called everyone" (Who is everyone?) 17. SOOOOOOOOO the 10 day old baby can sit up on the floor and watch someone in the shower?????? 18. The baby poops on the wall and then eats his aunts throat out and crawls away. 19. Lady talks normal one scene and next scene she has an accent. 20. Baby kills sister and mom still wants him back? 21. Killing random homeless people? 22. Ugly demon baby eats officer for like 5 mins while mom watches. 23. Mom still wants baby back???????????? 24. Ugly baby ,who is now 3ft tall, comes out looking like a cyclops midget with horns...mom say " Sebastian I love you...I'm your mom...really?????????? She wins the mom of the year award. She earned it. 25. Why are her breasts out? So unnecessary 26. So when they did casting, did they specifically look for bad actors? 27. 10 mins later...it's a baby again? 28. Preachers can get it too