Alien Armageddon (2011)

Dreadfully Boring

The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.

I cant begin to describe how bad this is. I'll try but I don't think I convey it with any more passion than I have. In saying that, its WORSE than I can possibly describe.It wasn't just bad, it was offensively bad. I actually feel angry! I want to find the person who made this and ask: Why , oh god, WHY!?!?!!! Im surprised no actor/actress walked out on this movie or threatened to sue if any footage of them was put into this movie.Id made no sense, AT ALL, the acting was bad but the script was horrific. And yes, seemingly made in a couple of public restrooms with a few fluorescent lights.If you are recovering from alcoholism do not see this movie. It will make you want to drink, fast and in vast amounts, in an attempt to forget it, as this ... is what I'm going to go do now.

I used to think that "Tomorrow When The War Began" was the crappiest film ever. But now there is a new contender. In fact it's no contest.Who the hell... How the hell... What the hell... made this rubbish?I'm trying to imagine the pitch to investors in this movie and I can only believe it was by the smoothest, slickest conman ever, to the most naive, gullible idiot ever. A match made in hell ... for the rest of us.I'm speechless while writing. Think of the advert that annoys you most and then make that advert 90 minutes long. Tadah! Here it is! Must rest now. My brain has been severely damaged. Must press zero ... on the ... rating button... before I pass... out...(OK - enough ellipses already!)

Well, I liked it when the aliens "cancelled" George Noory's show...NOt much else.This film was okay in the Special effects department, given a budget of less than six figures.Of course, there were a few interesting bits, like the women who were turned into "Hens" producing food. But mostly, the movie was incoherent nonsense, with scenes in the prison taking up way too much of its running time. Especially scenes involving body functions.But most of the ideas were tired and other people did them better. Symbiot worms that took people over? The Trill, the Hidden, the Puppet Masters. Aliens who succumb to a disease? That's original- when H.G Welles did it 100 years ago! So if you don't have original ideas, you should at least have interesting characters. Characters were introduced and then vanish for no good reason, other than I suspect someone promised them they could be in this movie. Saddest of all was Virginia Hey (The ROad Warrior, Farscape) clearly too old to be doing these kinds of roles anymore.Final insult- the cover art. Yup, if you compare the cover art for this turkey that Red Box used, you will notice a strange similarity to "Cowboys and Aliens" cover art. Well, I guess someone was fooled somewhere.

Thank God I rented it instead of paying money to the movie theater. There is nothing about this movie that was worth watching. From the Story line to the acting to the special effects it was all cheesy. I love good sci-fi but this was not unfortunately. The box said it was a follow-up to Battlefield LA but they weren't even slightly the same. This movie suffered from budget problems obviously as most of the scenes must have been in an abandoned building of some kind. The acting, for the most part, was not any better than any high school production. The special effects weren't all that special and looked very amateurish.