Foodfight! (2012)

I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

A Brilliant Conflict

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties.

There are times when animated films work. There are times when animated films don't work.This...doesn't "doesn't work", it never even got past blueprints or prototype design.This film is a convoluted mess, a monster, the worst animated film I have ever seen, and that's saying a lot. Nothing about it works. Especially the inappropriate imagery, fascistic symbolism, relentless consumerism, insulting the intelligence of the viewer, yada yada. I seriously thought that this was a very depraved adult animated film before I discovered that it was MARKETED FOR CHILDREN.Not only is it a waste of money and branding, it has perhaps the lowest grade animation I have seen. I've seen my fair share of bad animation, and this hits the bottom of the barrel.This film should be marketed with a warning: "This film contains elements that will drop your IQ by 100 points, and cause as much pain as a root canal."

I have a friend who views watching terrible films as a perfect social activity. This can be quite enjoyable at times, as many of the films we watch together provide numerous opportunities for MST3K-style commentary. A couple of years ago, I chose to watch Foodfight! with him while he was over my place. I had heard that this was one of the worst animated films ever made and I thought that it would be a source of much schadenfreude. After an awkward hour-and-a-half, I realized that I was mistaken - Threshold Entertainment has managed to produce a film that's so incompetent on so many levels that it's almost unwatchable.The most glaring flaw with the film is the animation. The computer animation in Foodfight! looks worse than animation made on a much lower budget 15 or 20 years before this film was released. The character models range from unappealing to horrifying and some of them are reused multiple times in the same shot, with crowds of people consisting of the same five or so character models repeated dozens of times. Apparently, the original assets for the film were stolen, forcing the film crew to recreate what was lost on a much lower budget, so they weren't entirely to blame for this aspect of the film's awfulness.Those involved in the film's creation don't get a similar pass for the writing. The plot is riddled with so many clichés that you could hang Dex's fedora on them. For example, Dex is the character who was once a detective but left the profession after the woman he loved disappeared, a stock protagonist so generic that even Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever included him. The humor is equally bland, consisting of fart jokes, bad puns, and sexual innuendos that seem rather inappropriate for a children's movie.A large part of the controversy surrounding the film's release was the rampant product placement. While I found the product placement a minor quibble compared to the film's other glaring flaws, I understand the concern - Foodfight! is ostensibly aimed at children, and they are more susceptible to being influenced by product placement. However, I found the greatest disappointment surrounding the inclusion of brand mascots, called "Ikes" in the film, is that they don't do much other than stand in the background of some shots. I was hoping to see Mr. Clean use his navy training to beat the villains senseless, but the only action scene involving the Ikes was a brief scene near the end, where they throw food at the Brand X soldiers.The real tragedy of Foodfight! is that it is not even "so bad it's good". Foodfight! could have easily been enjoyably bad, but it commits the cardinal sin of being both bad and bland. I could even see a version of Foodfight! that I would enjoy unironically - a move that embraced the absurdity of the premise and was written in a way that was more self-aware. Foodfight! was never going to be Citizen Kane, but it could have been Robocop - a movie that used its rather silly premise to deliver some clever social commentary. However, the version we got is neither of these things.

Welp! I don't what to say. How on God's Beautiful Green Earth did this movie get made? Apparently, this cost $65 million to film, and you'd think for that amount of money the animation would at least look competent for 2013. Nope! Almost everything about this film is god-awful and should be recalled from existence. The characters were flatter than a fresh sheet of paper, the animation was like watching everyone dance like they were high, the plot was a clichéd eye-roll, etc. For example, how did Brand X even find out what who was fighting for and against them? Where did characters A, D, and Q come from and where do they go? Do any of us even care what goes on in the film? The "deaths" were pointless, so this movie was robbed of any emotion it might ever have had, although it probably still would have been devoid of any emotion whatsoever. Seriously, what did I just watch? And WHY was this made? Well, not my problem.There was one positive take away from this movie, and that would be "It's Our World". It sounds lively enough to try and add some life to the movie, but frankly, It's Our World deserved better than this abysmal piece of excrement. That song was the only thing about the movie that actually felt like it was actually in its time period because the rest of it was dated to hell.So yeah, Foodfight can fall off a cliff and into the depths of no longer existing.

NO SPOILERS NECESSARY!!!Seriously, who makes a movie that was supposed to be inspired by Toy Story and Wreck-It Ralph where the film has to do with food icons coming to life, which makes this film a PIECE OF CRAP!!!The CG is TERRIBLE, the jokes are UNFUNNY, the sexual innuendos are unnecessary…ya know, FOR KIDS!!!, and what are the filmmakers trying to accomplish with the story. Pixar can do better with Toy Story.The story doesn't make any sense. Foodfight is one hell of a CRAPPY "TRASH CAN" RIDE!!!I swear, Larry Kasanoff needs to get a brain cell.