Our Lips Are Sealed (2000)

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.

Blistering performances.

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

Oh my days. I felt like gouging my eyeballs out and attacking the person who inflicted this movie on me. It takes Mary-Kate and Ashley to an all time low. Heres why:1. What is with all of the Australian stereotypes? 'Subtitles please.' They wouldn't need subtitles if they had had the poor Australians talking like they usually do! Oh and the kangaroo pet. Isn't that illegal? Now i cant really speak for everyone but I'm sure at like 15 most people know what a boomerang is!'Dude your frisbee is broken' DUDE SHUT UP! 2. Why, after the first time they had to move did they not shut the hell up?! Oh come on. If my family were at risk i would learn to shut up - it's not that hard.3. Emmil Hatchu or whatever the 'bad guys' name was. What was with him?! He just generally annoyed me. He needed to get back to that Urugli place of his.4. The twins end up living in a B&B (that's dead popular and has what two guests the whole time the film is dragging on). So where the hell did they get the equipment to make that dodgy trap thing that inflicted Victoria to a lot of humiliation. I mean she got covered in feathers for goodness sake?!5. They go to that theme park + somehow happen to ride a roller-coaster with no-one actually controlling it. They should be still on that ride NOW. Or dead. Im not sure.6. There were bits that I'm guessing were supposed to be funny and turn this movie into a light-hearted comedy. But the thing was: no matter how hard those bits tried to be funny, they weren't. I got more laughs out of laughing at that cancer-stick-obsessed mum of theirs whose mouth was like the Mersey Tunnel.7. Those two robber guys at the start, you know, the ones who knicked the diamond in the first place? Yeah those guys. Errm, why the hell did a minute squirt of ketchup manage to knock him down? I know it's supposed to be funny. But its not. Maybe I'm too old for this film, but hey I'm only 15. And when i first watched it i was like 10 and i didn't find it funny then.Enough said.

I've had the absolute misfortune to come across some of the Olsen twin movies, and I am now scarred for live. Recently I saw 'Our lips are sealed'. If there is an explanation how to describe this piece of trash, let me give it a try. Try to imagine crossing the street and getting hit by 40 ton truck, and all your body parts are flying through the air. Or better yet getting tortured with a torch blower for 90 minutes. After seeing this movie I felt dumber, insulted and sh*tty. I voted this movie 3, so I know that I can't remember it by seeing it on IMDb with a grade 1. Avoid this porker at all cost, even if your life is depending on it.I hope the middle east doesn't discover this film, to receive information from captured militants.

As I had nothing better to do on 31st of December, in 12:00 PM, I decided to watch a film on television. I thought, well, nothing can be worse than sitting and watching empty wall, or just lying in bed. However, I was wrong. I never watched any of movies with this two girls, and I was not aware of this infinite horror. First two very young chicks catch a criminal and he ends up in prison, alright I said, Americans do a lot of movies with infant heroes. But clichés that followed were to terrible to suffer. Or incredible stupidity of two main characters. I mean when 14 year old kid in witness protection program asks another kid: "Why can't we tell everybody about that?"; she wanted to jeopardize her family and herself only to impress an ugly, stupid boy, who is supposed to be "cute". Terrible. End of course the trap for criminals, which didn't held off ordinary girl but just coloured her and stick feathers to her face. That is why I was sorry to give grade 1 to this film, I think this film earns a steady minus 7, positive numbers can't bear this shame. This film should also have a parental advisory ticket stick to it, and should not be "on air" before midnight, for it can destroy fragile young minds and turn them in shapeless masses of gray and white matter. And of course there is question how the director and actors could have borne such a shame of making and acting in this movie. A piece of s**t, that's what it is!

It's a teenagers spy-story movie but good for all ages.The movie is filmed in Australia and the Olsen twin-sisters are, as always, funny & cute.The story is around two US sisters (Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen) participating in the FBI "witness protection program" because of problems with a criminal gang.FBI move Ashley, Mary-Kate and their family to Sidney (Australia) to protect them. There the girlies met new friends and have a lot of fun.Funny gangsters, sea, sun & surf! This movie is good to be seen in a raining Sunday afternoon.