Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990)
Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is following behind to try to keep him out of trouble, but soon finds herself kidnapped by Evil Presence's henchman who has plans of his own. Can Flesh get the men of this planet standing tall once again?
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Good start, but then it gets ruined
An action-packed slog
A Brilliant Conflict
The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
The original is a cult classic. I am old enough to have seen it shown at a drive-in. This is a sequel written and directed by the same person who did the first one. In this film kickbox champion Vince Murdocco plays the title role, kidnapped by Cosmic Cheerleaders for his male rigidity.Like the first feature, this film features names the Amazon checker won't allow. They encounter sexual type creatures as in the original. And of course the film has a mountain of nudity, some sex and swearing. Had the first film never been made, this would have gained some appeal in the cult world. But it doesn't measure up to the original as Howard Ziehm makes the same film over and not as good.Features Morgan Fox, Miss World Canada and Playmate of the Month in the December, 1990. Strawberry Angel, Melissa Mounds, Robyn Kelly, plus many others
Despite its silliness, vulgar content and awkward moments, Flesh Gordon doesn't stop nor does it keep viewers waiting for something to happen. Every line of dialogue brings a smile to our faces, even if it's just a corny joke or some slapstick comedy. The performances in this film are memorable, and the actors truly have a relationship with their characters, giving it their all! I'm giving this film 9/10 because there's a lot of things that could've been amended, some being just way too over-the-top or never looked back on (especially the intro). The theme gives this film some bonus points, as the music used is catchy and demands to be on download / Official Soundtrack CD!Worth seeing? Certainly! Worth seeing time after time? For me, yes (and not just for the... adult content)! An excellent film for the immature and those who love large.... female upper body parts (there's LOADS, I say!).
This movie is absolutely stupid, but it contains one of the funniest scene I've seen in years: Master Bator has created a being that looks like an octopus, and while this being is trying to lick the legs of Dale Ardor, Evil Presence beholds the creature (which he hadn't seen before) and exclaims: "What is that disgusting green slime doing? Gross!"He lifts the creature and throws it into a hole in the ground like a basketball. Master Bator is shocked by that and Evil Presence says: "Two points!" This scene nearly killed me. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie is crap: 2 / 10.
Inspired genius, the film is almost as funny as watching those who can't take it, walk out of the cinema in disgust. One for a midnight showing after four or five beers and you must see it with a girl on a first date, she'll love it.When will we get a third?