Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Such a frustrating disappointment

Am i the only one who thinks........Average?

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.

This is really a cheesy comic horror film with tits and ass as well as some social satire thrown in ta the beginning.Set in the near future with George W Bush has elected to a fourth term as President with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Vice President. The military have developed a chemical weapon that will reanimate dead soldiers but the project has gone horribly wrong. A special crack Z Squad is sent to take care of the rogue reanimated personnel.One of the squad is infected and ends up in a sleazy strip club run by Ian (Robert Englund) who infects star stripper/dancer Kat (Jenna Jameson) who becomes zombified and dances special moves to the delight of the audience who now find the ordinary strippers just ordinary.Kat infects the other dancers who all begin to turn the club patrons into zombies. Pretty soon there are only a few people left including Ian who are trying to keep the zombies away.There is plenty of graphic splatter and gore mixed with humour. It is an unpretentious horror film with sex and comedy. Well the ping pong expulsion scene was something you are unlikely to see outside some Bangkok bars.Englund plays it broad as the amoral club owner who discovers he can make money with zombie strippers and Jameson and other dancers provide sex appeal.

There are plenty of scenes where you will find yourself asking "What is going on here? Why is this scene happening?" But as a fan of bad movies, this is not new or unique. That a movie this bad actually gets made is depressing. That a director made such a steaming pile of dung is mind-boggling. You expect this when you get no-name actors, directors, etc. who have no experience or talent.The makeup may have some quality to it, but everything else is just ridiculous. Feels like it was filmed in a garage with one camera. So why is it the worst movie ever?This movie has Robert Englund! Freddy Krueger! I mean, Nightmare on Elm Street was a big deal back in the late '80's. Hollywood horror, released in theaters nationwide. Will Smith (back when he was a rapper) made a song about it. That something with Englund's backing could be so poorly done is what makes this the worst movie of all time. OK it also has Jenna Jamison...but her acting skills are not considered a draw.The only reason I don't give it a rating of '1' is all the nakedness. That is THE ONLY saving grace of this movie.

I saw that particularly rancid piece of gutter trash only recently and their are simply no words to describe its awfulness. I'm serious! I can go through the gambit: horrible, detestable, loathsome, revolting, abominable, inconceivable, no word exists in the English language that can accurately describe such a war crime against cinema. And I came in with no expectations. No positive ones at least. I don't know how the movie did it but it didn't even meet my exceedingly low expectations. If this movie was a food it be lutefisk with a side of brussel sprouts, if it were a real person it'd be Hitler and Stalin's love child, if it were a depth in the ocean only James Cameron would have seen it. This movie's complete polar opposite is the cure for cancer.But I digress, let me give you a description: After a crack team of soldiers kills a laboratory full of zombies, one manages to escape. He stumbles into a strip club and infects the ladies who develop an unquenchable bloodlust...and the need to strip. Realizing that his clientele have a ludicrous attraction to bloodied and decomposing body parts, the club owner (Robert Englund) decides to keep them around seemingly unaware of the problems they'll likely cause. I kid you not that's the plot.Co-starring Jenna Jameson and a hodge-podge of who cares, this movie fails on all levels. Now by this point some of you may be saying "awesome, this movie sounds like its so bad its good!" Let me be clear; there is so bad its good, so bad its bad, 12 feet of raw sewage and then this. I would not recommend this to my worst enemies and I absolutely do not recommend it to you. This is Ark of the Covenant type stuff; avoid with prejudice.http://theyservepopcorninhell.blogspot.com/

There isn't much to tell about this little stinker. Robert Englund is in it to attract horror geeks, Jenna Jameson is in it to attract guys. This is surely not a girl friendly flick, I mean, i can understand that when you watch this with girls they will hate it because all the girls are in it to show their two-a penny fake tits. The story is very simple, a bitten soldier stumbles into a strip bar and bites on of the strippers. What the film deliver is some cheap CGI, the gun shots are pure CGI, it also gives us a lot of nudity. Once the soldier arrives at the strip club you will have a lot of stripping, Jenna even goes full frontal. It's bald kitty cats galore. When they are dressed it's still in sexy underwear. Naturally with zombies you need blood, some is done in gory fashion others are done with cheesy CGI. Overall, it does have some gruesome shots, especially the one with the removal of a tongue. On the part of the acting I can't say that much, be honest you tossers, you only watch it for the zombie strippers. A low budget that has all the ingredients for an exploitive horror. Invite your (male) friends and have a big laugh with this scantily clad flick or watch it alone but be sure that your hands will get dirty.Gore 4/5 Nudity 4/5 Effects 4/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 1/5