Teeth (2008)

This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place

Let's be realistic.

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

In the shadow of the nuclear power plant, Dawn O'Keefe (Jess Weixler) grew up with a hidden mutation. During childhood, her mutation bit her stepbrother Brad's finger. In school, Dawn leads an abstinence group. She falls for Tobey but she is restricted by her curse. She joins him at the local swimming hole. He forces himself on her leading to dire incident.This surprised me with a couple of good laughs. It's mostly derived from Jess Weixlet's dead-pan serious performance. She's great and pulls off the ridiculous material. There are a few shocking scenes like the gynecologist scene and the dismembered members that deliver uncomfortable fun. This world could add a little more to the build. She could use a female best friend and more time with her mother.

After a series of strange incidents with her boyfriend and other men around town, a teen believes she has contracted a strange, mythical condition in her body and tries to find a way to keep it under control until she can live a normal life.This one was quite possibly one of the worst horror efforts released. Among the many flaws here is the film's rather challenging nature here, mainly because it's not a horror film and is instead a drama that includes a theme relevant to horror films and men in general. While the act present in the film is quite unnerving, the central premise of being unsure of what to do with it means that instead of pressing it to an advantage and being quite hesitant doesn't equate to an enjoyable time. Since this is coupled together with its intense religious dogma which presents her as a chaste virgin obsessed with the ideal of purity alongside her similarly-minded friends, this leaves the film so dreary, dull and lagging that nothing comes along to give the film any kind of momentum or energy not delving into any kind of action that really makes the condition something to be feared beyond the initial premise. Since each of the encounters come about due to almost raping her yet at the point where it was consensual nothing happened and she openly enjoyed and welcomed it takes out so much of the steam here that it really undoes the argument completely by saying she needs to just let go of her standards and want it to happen to let it occur without incident. This kind of situation really could've had more of an impact happening to a more sexually-active woman and make it more of a truly cautionary take here than what this one offers as it seems to say they deserve it simply for going for a virgin who just happens to have that condition. There's also the fact that this one doesn't have any real point in being labeled as a comedy since the dark, black humor here supposedly comes from seeing more get castrated which results in the only real funny material here as there's no jokes or humorous gags here yet nothing about any of these situations is in the slightest part funny and really lowers this one even further. While these issues hurt this one to the point of not even being a worthwhile horror film, the only positives here come from the graphic aftermath of each castration with the remains of each sniping shown in graphic, unflinching fashion with the spurting stump and disgraced unit all on full display here which leaves this one with rather squirm-inducing scenes in the water-fall and in the bedroom with her boyfriend, and the temptation of the sleazy step-brother closes that storyline nicely. Still, it's more the concept of these scenes meaning the most and the flaws here really sticking out.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Nudity, Graphic Language, Strong Sexual Content and themes and a Rape.

I'm wondering how people find this scary, and yes I even mean people with penises. I understand that it's going to be a terrifying experience to have your penis ripped off during sex but the film has no edge or lead up to those events happening.The film is basically a teenage girl with the mind of a five year old, terrified that she'll be rejected by the Christian deity so much she refuses to even think about boys.Then a born-again-Christian comes along and attempts to force himself upon her and she realisesthat she is a literal man eater. The lead up is sloppy and the film holds no suspense. The only entertaining factor in the film is when the main character goes to the doctor's office; but I won't ruin the hilarious scene for those who have not seen the film but wish to. Overall, the film is extremely overrated and doesn't even deserve the two stars that it has on Netflix - it doesn't seem worth it.

I feel that this really enlightens others of the occurring problem of vaginal teeth. This "adaptation" destroys the manhood of men everywhere and must be stopped. I myself have fallen prey to the horror of them and I feel the loss and the pain everyday. This needs to be researched and studied before it's too late. They are slowly making their way into our world and could possibly be with you right now. If this is not stopped the world will be destroyed. We need to stop it now and save ourselves and the children. Please ladies and gentleman always look before you hook and always carry a heavy duty nail file. And please... Think of the children.