Yoga Hosers (2016)

Thanks for the memories!

Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

Lack of good storyline.

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

Worth a Netflix watch if you enjoy randomness, odd cameos, and references from before either of the star actresses were born.

More of a 'Tusk' spin-off than a sequel, this second Canada-set horror film from Kevin Smith focuses on the two convenience store clerks from 'Tusk' who find themselves up against teen Satanists and tiny creatures that kill by climbing through human bodies. As a narrative, 'Yoya Hosers' keeps jumping in different directions with certain subplots (the Satanists in particular) deserving of much more screen time, however, Smith knows how to make a zany comedy and the film only gets more interesting as the mythology surrounding the tiny creatures becomes more bizarre and complex. There is also an undeniable wackiness to their chants of "Wunderbar!" when exiting their victims and Smith films the clerk girls defeating the critters with lots of energy. The pseudoscience behind the creation of the creatures is incredibly silly though and if the film's low IMDb rating is anything to go by, this is not a film for all tastes. The humour certainly varies in effectiveness; same goes for the attempts to mock the limited cultural awareness of teenagers today and the difficulty of separating teenagers from their phones. The lead actresses are radiant enough though to keep everything chugging along. Some have complained about their casting being nepotistic, but Lily-Rose Depp certainly outclasses her father (Johnny) at least, who is even more over-the-top than he was in 'Tusk'.

Watched it today. Harley and Lily were charming and did good. I wouldn't mind seeing them in other projects, ones that didn't involve their Dads. It was more odd than funny (or scary). But I didn't hate it.·

see... if you looking to my profile in twitter you will notice I'm considered one of the most biggest movies reviewer in KSA,the problem is that also i'm knowing as hard minded in giving rates to movies people always say to me like 'what i want' in movies and why hardly i give big ratings, there is many things should be in a movie so it make it PERFECT like (( Yoga Hosers )) i will tell you dear reader what those:- 1- acting natural and not being scared at all - Lilly Rose and her friend in movie let you feel that they are not acting at all, the way you see them laugh and stuff you will naturally feel it as they not acting even they post in movie their first takes, also you will feel that they was having fun making this movie, this is important to make the movie even more success! 2- start strong, stay strong & end strong - this movie Literally will not make you get bored all the way till the end, even boring conversations will make you laugh ! 3- more stuff to see - i watch this movie twice, in the second time i discovered stuff that i didn't notice in the first watch... and i don't mind at all watching this movie third forth and fifth time etc...i don't know how to thank team yoga hosers, making something that I really REALLY liked !