Starhyke (2009)

The year is 3034, all emotions have been suppressed for hundreds of years and Earth is destroying the universe around them by waging war on every alien race they encounter. The Dreadnaught Nemesis is the only ship capable of travelling through time in the A.C.A.T. fleet (Armed Chronological Advancement Taskforce). The Nemesis follows a Reptid ship into the past. During the time-slip, a biological weapon is detonated, rendering the crew unconscious. When Captain Blowhard and her crew awake in the 21st century they quickly realize that something is different. Each crewmember must stand their post whilst trying in their own personal way to control and vent their newly acquired emotions. Sally and Ox visit Earth looking for answers. Sally confuses the locals by her reaction to the local cuisine. Eventually, the crew turns to Doctor Striker for answers. With the future hanging in the balance and the fate of human kind in the doctor’s hands, do they really stand a chance?

Rogan, a smuggler contacts the Nemesis with information to sell. Allowed on board the ship, he brings Logan, his small childlike purple pet alien that unbeknown to the crew secretes hallucinogenic ooze. Slowly the crew become affected by the ooze and begin to see their own personal fantasies play out before their eyes. This episode had everything from giants in pink tutus to Jazz singers to Clark Gable! Later when everyone is still recovering from the effects of the ooze, they find out that Rogan had his own objectives, which leaves Sally in an awkward position.

The Nemesis is infiltrated by a Reptid/Human hybrid from a future even more distant than their own. As Captain Blowhard tries to figure out what to do with him, the ship is stricken by a sudden irreversible loss of power and descends through the Earths atmosphere. The Nemesis and its crew crash land on a desolate part of Earth, where they are unable to get the ship operational again. They build a colony and live happily for almost 3 decades until an opportunity arises leaving Blowhard only seconds to prevent the chain of events that originally left them marooned on the island.

The Nemesis is infiltrated by a Reptid/Human hybrid from a future even more distant than their own. As Captain Blowhard tries to figure out what to do with him, the ship is stricken by a sudden irreversible loss of power and descends through the Earths atmosphere. The Nemesis and its crew crash land on a desolate part of Earth, where they are unable to get the ship operational again. They build a colony and live happily for almost 3 decades until an opportunity arises leaving Blowhard only seconds to prevent the chain of events that originally left them marooned on the island.

The crew finds the whereabouts of an alien base that is being disguised as a run down strip club. The crew goes undercover with hilarious consequences. Wu Oof becomes a lap dancer and Sally gets a job as pole-dancer, the problem is, she can’t dance and isn’t even Polish! The mission goes from bad to worse when Dotty gets stranded in Jamaica and the Captain discovers chocolate! Whilst the crew are on Earth the Nemesis is attacked and it’s up to remaining crew, led by Reginald Duck to save the day. With time running out and the Nemesis nearing destruction it looks like this could be the crew’s final battle.

In the concluding episode of the first series, the crew head for Mars after tracking the alien mother ship, however there’s a saboteur on board who threatens to destroy the Nemesis crew. Believing that the ship’s computer has turned against them, Sally has to shut down the system before it’s able to destroy the ship. Eventually, with the help of Ox and Wu Oof, she manages to pull the plug on Daphne, but before she can escape the core closes and the automatic destruct system is activated. With only moments remaining, the crew leave the ship and molyport to Earth. They look to the skies waiting expectantly for the ship to explode beyond Earths atmosphere leaving them stranded in the 21st Century. When nothing happens the real saboteur reveals himself just before the crew realize that one of them has been left on board and that person must save the day. That individual is no other than the less then brilliant Reginald Montague Duck, janitor of the stars.