The Land of College Prophets (2005)

Am i the only one who thinks........Average?

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

It is interesting even when nothing much happens, which is for most of its 3-hour running time. Read full review

The movie runs out of plot and jokes well before the end of a two-hour running time, long for a light comedy.

Great film, which demonstrates what can be achieved on a budget.There's credible acting, fantastic fight choreography. There's also some unexpectedly serious gore and gorgeous cinematography - all of which combines to make you realise LAND OF COLLEGE PROPHETS is a masterpiece of low budget, independent cinema.Great fun, and surprisingly moving at times too. A muscle fest for the main part though ... recommended!Good luck to Tom, Phil and the guys on their next project.Please support the collective, as there is huge promise in films like this.

I actually worked on this movie. Well, briefly. I worked as a grip for the classroom scenes. But only for a few days because I simply could not stomach the out-of-control egos of the Hale Manor Collective. I also have to point out something very shady going on here. A few days ago, someone posted an honest review of this movie that the Collective did not agree with. A quick side note, the reviewer hit the nail on the head in saying that the reviews came from the people involved with the movie. They are. When the DVD's listing first appeared on Amazon, an e-mail was sent out for everyone to post reviews. When the negative review was posted, another e-mail was sent out telling us to "bury it". The good reviews that are on this page, and on the Amazon listing, are not honest. They are all phony and posted by the various members of the Hale Manor Collective, even if they are claiming that they have nothing at all to do with the movie. And frankly, that really stinks and is really unprofessional. So guys, face the facts. You made a lousy movie and somebody called you on it. Grow up.And I must add something else, while out for beers with these guys the other night, they boasted how they were getting the quote "nimrods at IMDb to take down all of the bad reviews of their movie". So watch this page closely. Glowing reviews written by the guys who worked on the movie will stay, honest reviews (aka "bad" reviews, or reviews that the Hale Manor Collective don't agree with) written by outside sources will disappear. They report the negative reviews by saying that there were spoilers or offensive language (in which there are neither), then laugh about it. These people are not only lousy film makers, but shady and underhanded on top of it all.

Writing a review without spoilers isn't the easiest thing to do, but none-the-less, there couldn't be a better film with less of a budget. The original story and casting are two of the stronger points in this movie that stick out the most. The Land of College Prophets (2005)touched every genre but family, sorry kids. There hasn't been a better cameo appearance in the history of movies that topped THE Pranav Thakkar in this film (must see). Not even even Eliza Dushku and Ali Larter in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, or Alanis Morissette and Janeane Garofalo in Dogma. This film wasn't drawn out, or too time consuming. a must see for any film fanatic with an appreciation towards hard work & dedication.

Champions of the netherworld, soothsayers, and wildebeests; lend me your ears! Hark the coming of the first of a new bastion of cult classics by the veritable Thomas Edward Seymour. Army of Darknesseque, this brutal display of emotion and anti-life is a morbid tale, yet full of hope and wonderment for all. True tests of metal and stunning makeup effects make this almost mentally intangible and profound epic a masterpiece worthy of bare-boned, independent film praise and glory. Remarkable are the character developments that en snarl the hopeful yet dastardly and conniving leads of this maker of men. A rather remarkable relic is the centerpiece that spawns the rather unholy mass of destruction following an unfortunate altercation between our heroes. Tried and true are these heroes, and at times the period of this film becomes blurred by the strangeness of the times in which these characters find themselves. Brilliantly executed, the world doth seem as though it is besides itself in a beautiful display of chaos and hatred.Share it with friends whilst gnawing on the bones of that which you have thwarted!