Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2002)

hyped garbage

Boring, long, and too preachy.

Excellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.

There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.

Then you'll REALLY love it with this cheese of a movie. No way clean air came up with this gem, so enjoy responsibly.

Now i gave it a one star, because i saw this film around 05 when i was younger and dumber. Its not that its a terrible movie in the sense they tried to hard, because they did, but its the fact they over did the try. I do not believe anyone had fun making this movie, and thats what it should have been. Its worth watching once people, but just once. After the second watch you just.... its just like pulling teeth. And i enjoyed it the first time. But this is a movie you watch and have fond memories of, not one you watch and watch again to have more fond memories. I would not recommend this to someone you love, but hey if you got someone you know will still love you after this movie, it would make a great make out movie. OR background noise to sex.

There is a difference between an honest b-movie and completely amateur crap. Watch this movie.It will assist you in learning to know the difference. I am sure that a bunch of pals had a great time making this film. I am equally certain that there is no need to inflict it upon a wider world. My suspicion is that this was done for a bet to see if people could be persuaded to buy it, it is so consciously bad that it is impossible to see it in any other light. Other reviewers have suggested a "good enough, lets cut and move on" mentality, I suggest that not even a brain-dead monkey could view 90% of this as good enough. I dread to think what was left on the cutting-room floor.

This is one of the most entertaining movies I have seen since Citizen Toxie. How can a short hair and ear-ringed J.C. fighting off lesbian vampires not be funny? The above is basically the plot, but all sorts of silly stuff happens. I mean, one minute a hairy transvestite is helping him out of the gutter, then his ice cream talks him, then Mexican wrestling hero Santo arrives by plane out of nowhere, all in the space of a couple of minutes. There are also random songs, blind scat singers with bad teeth and all out brawls. There is never a moment to stop and actually comprehend what is happening at any one moment.As I mentioned, there are plenty of fight scenes through JC: VH. While definitely not up to the standards of the usual HK fare, they are still amusing considering the low budget and the fact that it took two years to shoot. The makers also appear to be wrestling fans, judging by the ineptly executed wrestling movies, and the appearance of Santo, who I doubt anyone outside of wrestling fans would have heard of.Sure, the acting was terrible, as were the special effects, but I didn't stop laughing the entire time, which is an instant thumbs up from me.7/10