Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)

This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.

Good , But It Is Overrated By Some

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.

Director Burt Kennedy does not seem to be related to lead George Kennedy. George won an Oscar for Cool Hand Luke, but D.D.M. was three years later, and a whole different film! This one is a corn-ball western. Hoke Birdsill (G. Kennedy) spends the whole movie chasing after Dingus Magee (Sinatra), after somehow letting Sinatra rob him and escape twice. Magee has goofy run-ins with the injuns, and Birdsill is deputized by the mayor (Anne Jackson), who also happens to run the local "cat-house". Some fun dirty jokes in here, but the plot itself is as dry as the sandy desert they are crossing. The usual show-downs and shoot-outs. The grand finale ending is pretty funny. Did you notice Jack Elam playing piano with handcuffs on? and did you notice that we hear the bell ringing the last five minutes of the film, but they keep showing the bell standing still, with no-one anywhere near it? Based on the book by David Markson.

Writer & director Burt Kennedy concentrated largely on writing and directing westerns, some of them quite hilarious, such as "Support Your Local" and "Support Your Local Gunfighter" during his 44-year Hollywood career. "Dirty Dingus Magee" isn't as funny as the two "Support Your Local" spoofs that Kennedy helmed with James Garner. Part of the problem may be that Frank Sinatra doesn't make as amusing a protagonist as Garner. Furthermore,it isn't as funny as "The Good Guys and the Bad Guys." Considering the remarkable writing talent involved in this snickering horse opera, "Dirty Dingus Magee" should have emerged as far more than a fair-to-middling oater that generates its mirth from inconsistent helpings of satire, double entendre, and lowest common denominator slapstick that never really comes together with the cohesion of the "Support" westerns. Scenarists Tom Waldman of "Inspector Clouseau," Frank Waldman of "The Return of the Pink Panther," and Joseph Heller of "Catch 22" make a formidable troika. They adapted David Markson's novel "The Ballad of Dirty Dingus Magee," and they had to change Markson's 19-year old protagonist so that middle-aged Frank Sinatra would be acceptable in the lead role. Unfortunately, the humor here tends to more miss than hit, and some of it may flies so quickly that it might be noticeable only during subsequent viewings. The best set-piece in this light-hearted sagebrusher takes place when Brigadier General George (John Dehner of "The Left-Handed Gun") orders an emergency retreat drill at a bordello and his half-clad troopers scramble out windows galore to mount their horses. Some of the one-liners are memorable, too. Cathouse madam Belle Nops (Anne Jackson of "The Tiger Makes Out") remarks to one of her girls: "These army drills are hard on the girls." Belle's girl China Poppy (Marya Thomas of "Stay Away, Joe") replies, "Soldiers hard on, too." Occasionally, Kennedy replays one of his better "Support Your Local Sheriff" gags when our hero Dingus Magee struggles to open a strongbox festooned with chains. Magee wedges the box in the crotch of a tree, ties a rope from it to his saddle pommel and then gallops away. Predictably, instead of ripping the strongbox open, Magee is jerked unceremoniously backwards off his horse. Occasionally, Kennedy inserts quick antics, like a cavalry trooper leaving a prostitute who hands him a rooster and tells him to take his "cock" with him. Incidentally, the word dingus is Yiddish for penis.The shallow story concerns an insignificant outlaw with a $10 bounty on his head, Dingus Magee (Frank Sinatra of "Sergeants 3"), who is working at a stagecoach relay station when we first encounter him. A stagecoach stops to let the passengers stretch their legs and get a bite to eat. Magee recognizes his old friend Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill (George Kennedy of "Bandolero!"), but Hoke does his best to ignore him. Eventually, Magee shows Hoke where he can urinate without attracting attention. When Hoke turns his back on Magee, our anti-heroic protagonist nudges him with a six-shooter and snatches his derby. All along Hoke has assured Magee that he has only seven dollars in his wallet. As it turns out, Hoke has $400 stashed in his derby hat, and Magee steals it. Later, after the stagecoach pulls into the two-bit town of Yerkey's Hole, Hoke searches frantically for the sheriff and winds up discussing his predicament to Belle Nops, the madam runs the bordello and serves a mayor. Belle appoints Hoke as sheriff, and "Dirty Dingus Magee" depicts the back and forth shenanigans between Magee and Hoke as Hoke captures him and Magee escapes. Magee has a running romance with a young, sex-addicted, Indian maiden, Anna Hot Water (Michele Carey of "El Dorado"), who utters everything in an infantile idiom. For example, she refers to sex as "bim-bam." She addresses our hero as "Ding-goose." When General George threatens to remove his troops because the local Native American population poses no threat to the settlers, Belle and Hoke turn Dingus' escape from Hoke's jail into an Indian uprising.What possessed Frank Sinatra to this silly horse opera remains a mystery. He cavorts about in a toupee that makes him look like the large-eyed war orphan "Dondi" of the Gus Edson and Irwin Hasen comic strip that newspapers carried for thirty years. George Kennedy wears his attire so that he looks like Charlie Chaplin. A collection of seasoned western movie supporting actors, including Jack Elam, Don 'Red' Barry, Henry Jones, Paul Fix, and Harry Carey, Jr., show up for this half-baked hilarity. Lois Nettleton is cast as local schoolmarm Prudence Frost who is a closet nymphomaniac, an inversion of the formulaic schoolmarm in westerns. Kennedy and his scribes stand every western cliché on its head, but "Dirty Dingus Magee" labors for most of its laughs.

Dirty Dingus Magee (1970) ** (out of 4) Dimwitted outlaw Dingus Magee (Frank Sinatra) runs into old friend Hoke Birdsill (George Kennedy) and robs him of $400. Hoke goes into the next town looking for a sheriff but finds the town not to have one but the Mayor (Anne Jackson), who also happens to run the local whore house, gives him the job so Hoke sets out to capture Magee but it turns out both are so stupid they keep up making new agreements to become rich.DIRTY DINGUS MAGEE was a commercial and critical flop when it was originally released and star Sinatra pretty much gave up the acting career until 1977 when he made a television movie and then tried one more theatrical comeback in 1980. This film has been beaten to death by many critics but I think they were a tad bit unfair. Yes, the film isn't nearly as funny as it should have been and yes, perhaps Sinatra could have been more interested in doing better movies at the times but looking back on this film it's a pretty innocent film that manages a few nice laughs and there's no question that there are some good supporting performances.Director Burt Kennedy directed countless Westerns in his career including some that mixed comedy in including SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF. This film manages to get a few nice laughs as both Sinatra and Kennedy's characters set up deals with each other but the two men are just so stupid that one has to cross the other but then isn't smart enough to get away. The majority of the comedy comes from small simple scenes where Sinatra gets in trouble and then has to knock out Kennedy or vice versa. There's a strong supporting group of players who also throw into the dumbness of the characters.As far as the performances go, Sinatra really isn't too bad here but it's clear he really wasn't giving it his all. He had proved that he could be a great actor so it's easy to see why many critics felt he was sleepwalking in movies like this. Kennedy, on the other hand, is extremely good and manages to show off what a good comedic actor he was long before THE NAKED GUN series. The supporting cast contains good performances from Jack Elam who gets to play John Wesley Hardin and Lois Nettleton is great as a nymphomaniac who doesn't want to admit it. Jackson is also charming in her role as the Mayor and Michele Carey is good as the Indian woman who takes care of Dingus.DIRTY DINGUS MAGEE certainly isn't a masterpiece as there are a great number of flaws. The biggest flaw is that there's really not much of a story as the same type of situation just keeps happening over and over. There's also an extremely long shoot out at the end of the picture, which just drags on and on. Still, fans of this type of film will want to check it out as there are a few nice laughs and there's no doubt that the supporting actors are quite good.

Dingus, a man with no morals or conscience, steals anything of value that he can get his hands on. When he robs an acquaintance, a reward is put on his head and his troubles begin. Cornball humor all the way, but a funny picture nonetheless. George Kennedy was hilarious as the "not overly intelligent" sheriff whose brain was muddled by all the conks to the noggin he received.