Zombie Pirates (2014)
A dangerous young woman offers up human sacrifices to a ghost ship of the dead in return for an ancient treasure. When she comes up one sacrifice short, her zombie masters exact their bloody revenge in this gory tribute to Spain's popular Blind Dead Euro Horror series.
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Nice effects though.
Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.
Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.
The Plot:A dangerous young woman offers up human sacrifices to a ghost ship of the dead in return for an ancient treasure. When she comes up one sacrifice short, her zombie masters exact their bloody revenge in this gory tribute to Spain's popular Blind Dead Euro Horror series.OMG! Boring drivel.Takes forever to start. AND Colonel Sanders is in it! Where's the chicken?The music tries to create tension where none exists.The acting is horrible and the writing worse. But it's the directing that is really a nose dive.I was bored silly. The "pirate" consists of a guy in a Halloween costume.Only saving grace in this film is the lead female giants boobs. There's plenty of own louse scenes but no nudity.