Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

Did you people see the same film I saw?

Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.

I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

Anyone expecting profundity from a film called "Play-Mate of the Ape" is bound to be disappointed. And if you're hoping for scenes of guys in bad monkey costumes having sex with human girls, you're also going to walk away empty-handed. If, on the other hand, you're looking for about 90 minutes of baked humor and lesbians, then this might be just the kind of movie you're looking for.The plot is stupid, even by the low standards of porn - three lesbian astronauts crash their ship onto a planet where sentient apes rule. They're captured and forced into slavery, but are liberated by a lesbian chimp and her pink gorilla sidekick. Almost every conceivable excuse for a lesbian sex scene is introduced, and eventually, a ridiculously cheap-looking uprising breaks out.The sex scenes are all too long, and the production values are virtually non-existent, but luckily, this film has Misty Mundae, who is not only cute and sexy, but also possessed of incredible charm and a terrific ability to laugh at herself. It also helps that the writers were clearly having a ball banging out the script; the stupid jokes provide some welcome relief when the sex scenes become tedious...

This is right up there with Manos, The Hands of Fate and Monster A-Go Go as one of the worst movies ever! That aside, it is so funny (because it is so bad) that I was shaken out of my state of shock and horror that this thing found its way onto cable tv. Ed Wood would have been proud (because this director makes him look like Orson Welles).P.S. I would like to point out a few facts that don't seem to get too much discussion: 1.) The Humans (who are all white) don't have souls because they can't dance and the apes are good dancers. 2.) At one point the pink, gay ape (you have to see it for yourself) says, "Monkey Please" to another ape and we all know what the word monkey is replacing in that statement.Just a little food for thought...........

So what can you do with 5 women who are willing to do very bad lesbian pseudo-porn, a dozen guys and all the leftover ape masks from the local halloween shop? Make this movie. Its bad, its supposed to be bad, but wow is this bad. If it weren't for Misty Mundae playing a girl stuck in a bad film, i might have simply turned it off, but she's actually funny and worth watching, (most of the rest of the film isnt).

Man I started watching this movie and took it off after 5 mins because it was going so stupid but then a week later I put it on in the middle of the scene where the apes where showing off their dancing skill and I almost died laughing, this is THE most absurd thing I have ever seen. Clearly these were people with left over costumes who made this movie with NO BUDGET. They dont haven have more than 3 of any one ape costume, there is a florescent pink ape for Christ's sakes. I recommend this one to anyone.