Beginner's Guide to Sex (2015)

Just so...so bad

Fantastic!

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

I happened to be on vacation at my cousin's and we had a lull with nothing to do and I just happened across this movie. If there had been anything on other than cupcake wars and other inane cooking shows, I wouldn't have bothered with this movie. I think I missed a few minutes of the beginning. The first thing I couldn't believe was students using lots of cuss words to each other and to the faculty. Second, I can't understand what the big deal is that the sex ed teacher is a virgin or why she feels the need to tell the students. There was a sequence where she was confiding in a student, her boyfriend had a stroke while making out with her, the school somehow felt his unreleased sexual tension was her fault and dropped a bucket of cum on her head. Really? Boys ejaculated into a bucket for a month to accumulate this? They actually showed a bucket of white slime falling on her head. Yuck. Another time she tried to get the top basketball star expelled, he caught her in the restroom and gave her (the teacher) a very graphic description of himself having sex with a girl in class, inch by inch and his 11". I'm no prude but I see nothing particularly amusing about the sex ed teacher's sister having sex with 147 guys or watching Tom Arnold's comedy. He may be an okay actor in other fields, but his performance techniques were exactly like they were in Roseanne. Very abrupt and curt. This movie was just an "excuse" to talk very dirty and was completely unreal and even ridiculous in many spots. "Roberta the squirter" had an intimate talk with the teacher about masturbating and she made a "mess." The sun shone through the window onto the liquid and made a rainbow that started on the edge of the bed and terminated in her vagina. Are you kidding me? Totally absurd. Oh yeah, as another said, it was unexplained why the teacher was acting like a child. This movie made no sense at all.

"Beginners Guide To Sex", "Sex School", "Student Bodies" or whatever its name was. Its totally a bad movie, not ever, I've seen worst. If you want to see some flesh of beautiful human, you got it. If you want to laugh, you got plenty, very plenty. I think what make this movie worst is the main character, Laci Cox, a virgin sex-ed teacher. I don't know why she is acting like a child. Its okay if she did it well but too bad she is not a good actress and she is too overacted. All of the student is a bad actor also except the good girl character.This movie wants to make us care about the development of Laci Cox character as a teacher, how she evolved and everything but she is a hateful character here, with weird joke, outfit and everything. Then, they also want to make us care about the "jump cases" student problem, where the student jump to prove themselves worthwhile. The higher they jump, the better they are, just like Nicholas Sparks's "A Walk to Remember" (2003) and its just totally stupid. So, I just watch this movie for the first 30 minute and everything exploded after that. You can try if you want.

I loved this comedy. I laughed really hard about eight times. It may have been a bit dumb at times but there were many really funny jokes. People who gave it a low rating must be offended by rather graphic explicit sexual language. But if you are not prudish and easily offended, I think you will agree this was some really humorous writing. The acting was also totally decent and the casting of characters was very good in my mind. The thing about comedies is they are very subjective and if you are into sophisticated ironic envelope pushing humor; you may like this as much as I did. I watch a lot of comedies and can hardly remember one that cracked me up as much as this did and I am fairly jaded. The only thing I can think of to compare the style of humor to might be the TV series "Maron"

I highly recommend this movie. The female sex ed teacher has an innocent bubbly personally that makes her extremely hot. She makes the movie along with her acting. Simon rex along with tom arnold play supporting characters.This movie had me laughing non stop all the way through its vulgarness. We need more vulgar movies like it. I was really surprised with some of the stuff that the writes came up with. It is all fresh and never been done material. Its not like a typical Hollywood film its better. Sooo Good, its a must watch film. Ps it also contains a few bare boob shots. Not many shots but the one scene was funny when it happens 30 some odd minutes into the film.