A Slice of Terror (2004)

Surprisingly incoherent and boring

Let's be realistic.

just watch it!

An Exercise In Nonsense

I like horror. So, in hopes that there is such a thing as "Gay" horror, I gave this title a chance. The overall story isn't bad. The protagonist, pizza delivery guy/janitor, has been humiliated and picked on, and seeks revenge. In a nutshell, that's the meat and potatoes of the story.He goes about it by hypnotizing his counselor into hypnotizing his tormentors. Evidently he thinks that making people strip is humiliating. So that is a plot mover that repeats itself throughout. Toward the end, he "directs" his tormentors into having a group sex scene while under his hypnotic trance. The boys go through the moves of being intimate with each other, but none are too "excited", so what is being suggested could not really have occurred.As for the filming, HORRIBLE, is one word that comes to mind. It flashes back and forth, making it a little hard to follow. It also employs the ancient horror effect of changing the polarity, making it look as though we are watching an x-ray. Also at the end, while they are "making a pizza", it was filmed in black and white in a lame attempt to add suspense, I guess....If you want to see some young naked guys pretending to make out with each other, watch this.... if you are looking for a plot, keep looking, and Good Luck.

From the tens of thousands of movies I've seen, it's sometimes difficult to pick my favorite. However, after watching 118 minutes of 'A Slice Of Terror', I will now have a definitive answer when asked what is the worst movie I've ever seen. This is it! The teens in the picture must have been doing time in some prison and got their sentences reduced by playing the nude scenes. Forget about the acting because there is no acting in the entire film. This might be a good film to show at a Christmas party with guests you wish to leave early. Webster doesn't have any word to describe how awful this movie is. (I even hate to call it a movie as I'm not sure what it was).

This is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen and I have seen quite a few. It was so bad that it is difficult to know where to begin. The writing was terrible containing very little plot. The acting was bad and not believable at all except maybe in the porn industry. the special effects were non-existent not even qualifying as hoaky. I didn't think it was funny at all and I am a huge fan of dark comedies. I cannot think of any other movie out there to compare it to because I haven't seen anything this poorly done. I am still surprised that this made it to DVD and someone was able to convince rental outlets to carry it. I would not even put this on public access as it would be insulting to other programs that are on there. No production value to speak of here and I looked really hard to try and find some redeeming quality. Some of the guys are cute, but that doesn't defend the rest of the movie. Please don't waste your time with this one.

In my defense, it wasn't my choice to rent this, it was my boyfriend's. That being said, I watched it (most of it) and I must say that this may be the worst movie I have ever seen. This film trumps itself as being a gay satire of horror films but it is most definitely not. See, satire is supposed to be funny. Actually satire is supposed to be--as defined--irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity. This film contained no irony, no sarcasm, nor did it contain any wit (caustic or otherwise) but it did contain plenty of folly, vice, and oodles of stupidity. It's just stupid, stupid, stupid. Filmed with the lowest possible quality (which perhaps was done to match the quality of the writing, acting, cinematography, editing and directing) video. I didn't even think they still sold VHS camcorders, and perhaps that's not what it was filmed on, but it certainly looks like it (it could be the worst possible DV transfer ever however). The cinematography is just awful, whoever was behind the camera must have seen that there was an FX button on the side and pushed it at the most odd and random moments, incorporating such FX as negative, wide, and stretch...which would detract from the scene if there was anything worth watching in the first place (and in the case of the scene shot in negative, we see that the writer/director doesn't brush his teeth). And so we move on to the writing. The story is about a 'gay nerd' who delivers pizza's, he's one day beaten down by a group of teens for simply bumping into one of them. To get revenge he hypnotizes a counselor so that he'll hypnotize the students who are forced to see the counselor so that the 'gay nerd' (Zaffo) can teach them what it's like to be humiliated. And of course that means making them get it on in a huge simulated sex orgy at the end of the film. It sounds funny (and possibly could be if it was written by someone more talented, like a group of retarded monkeys), but its attempts at humor is painfully unfunny. And the writer (who stars as Zaffo AND serves as director) seems to really love the word 'humiliate(d)' seeing how it is said in seemingly every other line of the script. The cast is probably made up of the local high school gay pride club. None of them are believable, and I'd especially like to point out that the Bobby Trendy cameo has him at one point looking off to the side as though he was trying to find the nearest exit. And since I hate this movie more then I hate mushrooms (and I really hate mushrooms) I'm going to sum up the rest of the review by saying: It's also edited by an epileptic mole (seeing how mole's are blind) with a large amount of two second scenes that seem like they're simply trimmings from what should have been a longer scene.This is a movie that is worse then porn, actually...if it had been a real porn it might have been funny. But it wasn't porn, it wasn't funny. It didn't have the courage to actually have sex scenes, just simulated sex scenes, and a few shots of penises. If it were a porn I could understand the crappy production value. But it wasn't. It was a 'gay satire of horror films' (as it says on the cover). And I only wish that I could personally destroy every single copy. And it was everything I could do to not rip my eyeballs from their sockets and step on them with my own feet to make the pain stop.Don't watch this movie, and if you have to at least make a drinking game out of it, everyone drink anytime someone says the words 'humiliate', or 'humiliated' and hopefully you will pass out 20 minutes into it's near two hour running time.I scored this movie as a 1 out of ten, because they don't let you rate a film with a ZERO!!!!