G-Force (2009)

The greatest movie ever made..!

I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.

I guess I'm going a little too easy on it. I'll just pick it apart... I don't know about other viewers, but I never felt connected or felt anything for the characters. You never really got to know them good enough, but also, they were obvious personalities. When Speckles apparently "died", I honestly felt nothing. To be completely honest, I thought, "Okay." The acting was terrible. The voice over was...eh. I was majorly disappointed in Ben. He had no major part in the movie, but when he did, his character was dull and pointless. I will say that I was impressed with Speckles. I had no idea it was voiced as Nicholas Cage until I saw the reviews. The plot was okay. I know it is for a younger audience, but this is basically what the movie is about: Three guinea pigs who are specially trained as secret agents are fighting to save the world from a man planning to take over the world with coffee machines and other small machines... I think you understand that it is a pretty disappointing plot, and it is extremely obvious. Entertaining for kids, but just sad and pointless for the older audience.The "twist" at the end isn't surprising and doesn't effect you in any way. It turns out that Speckles is the mastermind behind everything, but after a minute of "No, Speckles! We are your family!" bit, he suddenly regrets his actions. The ending, which was supposed to be moving, was extremely embarrassing. It was rushed, and just strange when Kip is sent to Antarctica. To be nice, I will say that in can be entertaining, and has its moments, but overall is just really disappointing. I feel bad for the people who wasted $10+ to see this. It can be good for kids, and the animation is decent, but this is the kind of movie where you see it once, and never want to see it again. 5/10.

Good pacing, great animation and a lot of fun. Solid kids movie. My family liked it much better than "UP" - more action, more physical comedy and no characters dealing with sadness and disappointment. The movies does not break any new ground in cinematic cleverness, but the only people who care about such things are adults. Although, I should say animating rodents to both look like real rodents and also expressive characters is impressive.I can think of lots of kids movies worse than this one. Anyone who rated this 3 or less should be forced to watch 20 or so family movies rated 6 or less to get a perspective and as punishment!

Take every movie you've ever seen, watched the trailer for, or even just heard of. Take the good ones. The bad ones. The in-between ones. Mush them all together. Add guinea pigs. Wait--make it...guinea pig spies. Oh, and while your at it, throw a couple top 40s songs in to play at inappropriate moments. There! You have just created something similar to the movie G-Force. This movie had me cracking up laughing, but not at the halfhearted fart jokes. I simply could not believe it was possible to shove so many clichés, pointless allusions, and plain old corniness into one movie. I half expected the "bad guy" (who actually calls himself the bad guy, more corniness) to be Darwin's father. We watched this movie out of Redbox, so we only wasted a dollar on it. That's probably the reason that I could take this horrible movie so lightheartedly. I spent most of the first half in disbelief and most of the second half making fairly accurate guesses of what cliché was going to come next. (Here comes the monologue...here comes the Disney moment).I guess Disney thought that they should stick to stories about fuzzy animals based off of action movies after their success with Bolt. But what really made Bolt, or a lot of the older Disney movies, or the new Pixar movies, successful is that they have heart. G-Force doesn't, just a couple of cute guinea pigs and some random moments that were so stupid they were funny. And that's not enough to save a movie.

A fun movie for kids, not much adult appeal here. The comedy is childish, the storyline is simple and the effects are neat. Good kids movie though. I think it lost a lot with the "plot twist" but when the plot is so simple to begin with, a lot isn't much. The voice talents were good and Tracy Morgan has a voice that is both memorable and funny. Not worth spending a lot of money on but entertaining for kids if you've already seen Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs for the 10th time. If it wasn't for effects or the soundtrack I might have fallen asleep. Watching the kids being entertained by the movie was somewhat of a distraction.