CHiPS (2017)

i know i wasted 90 mins of my life.

Good story, Not enough for a whole film

Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

I honestly don't see why people tend to bash this movie, unless they have no funny bone in their entire body. I found it hilarious, more than most comedy's coming out these days. Also the action was top notch, and done extremely well. I for one thoroughly enjoyed it, easy 8 out of 10 for a action comedy.

Something got lost on the way to making this movie. Any sense of cohesion, or fun, of comedy. It's really sad because there is a germ of a decent comedy in there somewhere. There are some great to good actors involved: Michael Pena, etc. But there's not much here. Even the motorcycle stunts are just tepid. They could have made an epic motorcycle chase on Angeles Crest Hwy, but they cut it short. Why? There is some tits, some ass, but not much. It's like this movie has no idea what it wants to be. Comedy cop buddy movie, but the buddy stuff is half-assed. Does it want to be sexy comedy, not really, misses way too many chances for that. Why not go all out for a fun comedy? Maybe they did, but just missed really really badly.

There was Starsky & Hutch, The A-Team and more recently Baywatch remakes. Then there was CHPs. Plot poor, story poor, setting the scene poor, acting poor, continual sexual innuendo poor, side story poor....poor poor poor. Stunts okay, supporting cast okay, music okay, direction okay. To sum up, an appauling movie which failed to hit the mark, best to avoid, look for original TV episodes on YouTube, they are better and ultimately funnier.

This movie's existence seems to have caused uncontrollable, hysteric laughter within me. I can't make it stop. I've laughed so much that it's become white noise to me. I hear silence but my mouth is still open. I have lost all my friends and my parents won't talk to me anymore. My stomach hurts, my throat is hoarse, my palms are sweaty, I'm dizzy, disoriented and lost. ...This movie was awful.